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Maximum Professional Confidence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCongratulations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou have been selected for advanced tactical training.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot ordinary training.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot the sort involving running, shooting, fighting, or placing yourself in unnecessary danger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomething considerably more sophisticated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomething requiring patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObservation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConfidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the ability to remain remarkably relaxed while somebody else experiences an increasingly serious emergency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong\u003eZombie Overwatch Women's Heavyweight Boxy Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe unofficially official uniform of the Livonia Historical Society's most prestigious non-combat training 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observe the entire operation from a safe and thoughtful distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHistorically, this final position was poorly understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome survivors referred to it as standing around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOthers described it as not helping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA particularly unreasonable minority used the word laziness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFortunately, Bob recognised that the problem was not the behaviour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt was the terminology.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStanding around sounds unproductive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWatching sounds passive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDoing nothing sounds suspiciously accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut \u003cstrong\u003eZombie Overwatch\u003c\/strong\u003e?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat sounds tactical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProfessional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEssential.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExactly the sort of responsibility that should be entrusted to someone holding a weapon and looking thoughtfully into the distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society subsequently recognised Zombie Overwatch as a legitimate non-combat activity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd an entirely new branch of tactical supervision was born.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMODULE TWO: POSITIONING.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCorrect positioning is essential to effective Zombie Overwatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToo close to the infected, and you may accidentally become involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToo far away, and somebody might accuse you of abandoning the team.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ideal position is therefore:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSlightly behind the action.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePreferably somewhere comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeally with a clear view of the other survivor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd, where possible, with sufficient distance between yourself and the infected to ensure that any immediate unpleasantness remains somebody else's responsibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is known as the \u003cstrong\u003eBob Safety Margin\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe exact distance is not specified in the official lore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is generally determined by how close the zombies are to somebody else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the infected are attacking your travelling companion, your current position may be perfectly satisfactory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the infected begin approaching you instead, relocation may be necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe LHS considers this an entirely reasonable adjustment to operational circumstances.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMODULE THREE: ESSENTIAL EQUIPMENT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eZombie Overwatch requires relatively little equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA weapon is useful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot necessarily for firing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimply holding one can create a reassuring impression of readiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAmmunition may be carried.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlthough the entire purpose of the technique is to avoid unnecessary expenditure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBandages are recommended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrimarily for the person currently doing all the fighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd a functioning method of communicating with chat is considered particularly important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause during Zombie Overwatch, chat may become the principal tactical priority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe LHS 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Allegedly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCongratulations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou've survived the apocalypse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou've found food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou've gathered supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou've acquired a weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd, against all available evidence suggesting this might be a terrible idea, you've decided to travel with Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the team.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, nobody explained the division of responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou assumed you'd be working together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSharing supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWatching each other's backs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDealing with danger as a coordinated unit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat was your first mistake.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong\u003eZombie Overwatch Women's Softstyle Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e, commemorating the moment when a perfectly reasonable survival partnership becomes an unexpected lesson in tactical delegation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSpecifically, the delegation of absolutely everything dangerous to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FIRST ENCOUNTER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePicture the scene.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou're travelling through a quiet DayZ village.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe streets appear deserted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe houses look suspicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere in the distance, an infected makes a noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob is talking to chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNothing unusual so far.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou check your surroundings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou prepare your weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou hear footsteps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then the first infected appears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollowed by another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSuddenly, the village is considerably less peaceful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou begin fighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe first infected approaches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou deal with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe second arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou deal with that one too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe third decides to make the entire experience unnecessarily personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou begin backing away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour stamina is dropping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour weapon is taking damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou're beginning to suspect that the situation may require assistance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFortunately, you're not alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBob is right there.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot exactly right there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSlightly behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA little further back than you'd expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere near a wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHolding his weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLooking reassuringly involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut not actually fighting anything.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCongratulations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou have just experienced:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eZOMBIE OVERWATCH.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE UNEXPECTED PROMOTION.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWithout warning, Bob has assumed a supervisory role.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou are now responsible for active zombie clearance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob is responsible for observing your performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis arrangement was not discussed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo meeting was held.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo agreement was signed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo risk assessment was completed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd there was certainly no opportunity to ask whether you actually wanted to be responsible for all the infected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNevertheless, the division of labour has been established.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou fight.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBob watches.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAccording to the Livonia Historical Society, this is not laziness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt is tactical delegation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eProbably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE ACTIVE ZOMBIE HANDLER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour new position comes with several important responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFirstly, you must identify approaching infected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSecondly, you must prevent them from overwhelming your position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThirdly, you must conserve enough stamina to continue fighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFourthly, you must manage your own injuries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFifthly, you must remain aware of your surroundings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd finally, you must continue performing all of these tasks while Bob provides an increasingly detailed commentary on the situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis commentary may include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Careful.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThank you, Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExtremely useful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eParticularly now that the infected has already hit you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"There's another one.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYes, Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou've noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo has the infected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's currently attempting to remove your face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"You've got this.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo you?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo you really?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause from your position, the situation looks considerably less encouraging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I would help, but I'm watching.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExcellent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWonderful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat a relief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor a moment, you were concerned that your travelling companion might not be contributing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFortunately, he has confirmed that observation is taking place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe operation is clearly under control.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE BENEFITS OF MANAGEMENT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society has identified several important benefits associated with Zombie Overwatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMost apply exclusively to Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor example, Zombie Overwatch conserves ammunition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob's ammunition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause shooting infected would use bullets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd why use bullets when somebody else is already dealing with the situation?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eZombie Overwatch also conserves stamina.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob's stamina.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause fighting infected requires physical effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eStanding slightly behind somebody who is fighting infected requires considerably less.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt also conserves bandages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAgain, primarily Bob's.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the person most likely to require medical attention is currently busy receiving repeated blows from the infected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd perhaps most importantly, Zombie Overwatch preserves dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob's dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlthough the precise location of yours may become difficult to establish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTEAMWORK HAS NEVER BEEN SO EFFICIENT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAt least from one side of the arrangement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT PROGRAMME.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOf course, it would be unfair to suggest that the active zombie handler receives nothing in return.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eQuite the opposite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society recognises Zombie Overwatch as an important opportunity for personal development.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou learn to remain calm under pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou learn to manage multiple threats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou learn the importance of stamina conservation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou learn how quickly a perfectly reasonable situation can become a medical emergency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd you learn that when Bob says he's watching your back, the exact meaning of that statement may require further investigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese are valuable experiences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCharacter-building experiences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExperiences involving panic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBleeding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBlunt force trauma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the growing suspicion that you may have misunderstood the definition of teamwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe LHS considers this professional development.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou may prefer a different description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour feedback has been noted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt has not been acted upon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE NADBOR COMPLICATION.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAs if the situation were not sufficiently complicated, Bob may also provide navigational advice during Zombie Overwatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis can include the observation:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"That way feels like Nadbor.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAn interesting statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePotentially significant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly unrelated to the five infected currently attempting to rearrange your face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd possibly geographically impossible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause there is no requirement for Zombie Overwatch to occur in Livonia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob may be somewhere entirely different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYet Nadbor may still be mentioned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe LHS has classified this as an acceptable feature of the technique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts relevance to zombie clearance remains unclear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNevertheless, the advice has been provided.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConsider yourself supported.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE MOMENT OF TRUTH.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEventually, the last infected falls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe village becomes quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou are exhausted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour weapon is damaged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour clothes may be ruined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour bandages have been used.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd your confidence in your travelling companion has experienced a serious decline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob approaches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe surveys the scene.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe considers the outcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then delivers the statement that will forever define the experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I was watching your back.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOf course you were, Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOf course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society considers this a complete and satisfactory explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe active zombie handler may disagree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, disagreement is not currently recognised as grounds for invalidating Zombie Overwatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE OFFICIAL LHS RULING.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollowing extensive observation of this behaviour, the Livonia Historical Society has classified Zombie Overwatch as a legitimate non-combat activity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe requirements are surprisingly straightforward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAt least one recognised condition must be met.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob is talking to chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob is lost in thought.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob has decided the other player seems capable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob is holding a weapon for morale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe zombies are already closer to somebody else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOr the situation looks funny from where Bob is standing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAny one of these conditions is sufficient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnly one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis makes Zombie Overwatch one of the easiest operational qualifications ever established by the Society.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd one of the most irritating for anybody who actually has to fight the infected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe LHS therefore reminds all participants of one important principle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBob is not doing nothing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBob is observing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause without observation, how would anybody know that somebody else dealt with all the zombies?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE COMMEMORATIVE T-SHIRT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFortunately, the \u003cstrong\u003eZombie Overwatch Women's Softstyle Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e allows you to celebrate this extraordinary tactical philosophy without personally enduring an entire village of infected while Bob supervises from behind a wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe design commemorates the fine art of tactical delegation, the importance of moral support, and the remarkable ability to remain technically present while somebody else does all the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts comfortable semi-fitted cut follows the body's natural shape without feeling restrictive, making it ideal for everyday wear, gaming sessions, casual outfits, and watching Bob employ his advanced non-combat techniques on unsuspecting teammates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe soft, lightweight feel makes it comfortable to wear on its own or layered beneath a jacket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike Bob's tactical support arrangements, the T-shirt is designed to provide genuine comfort to the person wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're an established Bellend, a DayZ enthusiast, a frequent victim of Zombie Overwatch, or somebody who has mastered the art of supervising other people's problems from a convenient distance, this tee is an essential addition to your collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt is comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt is lightweight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt celebrates one of Bob's most recognisable survival behaviours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd it provides absolutely no guarantee that anybody will help when things become difficult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eZOMBIE OVERWATCH.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob watches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou bandage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou survive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"You've got this.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTeamwork has never been so one-sided.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eZombie Overwatch Women's Softstyle Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e celebrates Bob's officially recognised Zombie Overwatch behaviour, in which he supervises infected encounters while another survivor handles some, most, or all of the fighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for comfortable everyday wear, this women's T-shirt features a flattering semi-fitted shape that follows the body's natural lines without feeling tight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts soft, lightweight feel makes it ideal for casual outfits, gaming sessions, layering beneath a jacket, and representing your appreciation of advanced tactical delegation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Zombie Overwatch design celebrates the extraordinary ability to provide moral support from a safe distance while somebody else performs the difficult work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Bellends, DayZ enthusiasts, LHS observers, frequent victims of tactical delegation, and anyone who understands that holding a weapon for morale is apparently considered teamwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike an actual Zombie Overwatch assignment, this T-shirt provides genuine comfort without expecting somebody else to do all the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWearing this T-shirt does not make you a qualified Zombie Overwatch specialist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlthough the Livonia Historical Society acknowledges that the entry requirements are remarkably low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not provide official tactical authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not improve shooting accuracy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not increase ammunition capacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not prevent infected from detecting you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not guarantee that your travelling companion will appreciate your supervisory contributions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd it certainly does not guarantee that anybody will believe you were watching their back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eZombie Overwatch is a humorous fictional DayZ community behaviour and should not be interpreted as recognised military doctrine, professional combat instruction, or a genuine emergency response procedure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe T-shirt does not include weapons, ammunition, bandages, tactical equipment, emergency medical supplies, or another survivor willing to fight zombies on your behalf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe lightweight fabric does not provide ballistic protection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe semi-fitted cut does not improve movement speed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd wearing this garment does not automatically make standing around during a genuine emergency an acceptable course of action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe manufacturer accepts no responsibility for failed zombie clearances, disappointed teammates, excessive tactical delegation, questionable navigation, unnecessary mentions of Nadbor, unexpected conversations with chat, or anybody discovering that their travelling companion has appointed themselves supervisor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society has classified Zombie Overwatch as a legitimate non-combat activity within the lore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis classification does not transfer responsibility for real-world safety to anybody else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShould somebody accuse the wearer of doing nothing, the Society recommends the established response:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I was watching your back.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Society does not guarantee that this explanation will be accepted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does, however, consider the statement culturally appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDue to fabric properties, any White colour variant, if offered, may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is not laziness.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt is tactical delegation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProbably.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike Zombie Overwatch, where somebody else performs most of the difficult work while Bob provides supervision from a distance, this T-shirt follows an actual manufacturing process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause each garment is made on demand rather than manufactured in unnecessary quantities, production and delivery may take a little longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMaking products on demand helps reduce overproduction, unwanted stock, and the possibility of an entire warehouse filled with Zombie Overwatch merchandise waiting for somebody to supervise its removal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society considers this an encouraging example of practical planning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob has been informed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe is currently watching somebody else deal with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour T-shirt will be manufactured after purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour official Zombie Overwatch qualifications remain unverified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eLore Classification\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧟 Official Zombie Overwatch Apparel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎯 Tactical Delegation Specialist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👀 Advanced Field Observation Division\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔫 Ammunition Conservation Programme\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🩹 Companion Character Development Scheme\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💬 Chat-Based Tactical Supervision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧭 Unscheduled Nadbor Navigation 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Absolutely Essential Supervision.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are many important roles within a successful survival team.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone needs to navigate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone needs to find supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone needs to provide medical assistance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone needs to deal with the infected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd somebody, apparently, needs to stand slightly behind everybody else and watch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong\u003eZombie Overwatch Unisex Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e, celebrating one of Bob's most sophisticated contributions to modern DayZ survival tactics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eZOMBIE OVERWATCH.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA highly specialised support role.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA recognised tactical position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn important contribution to team efficiency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd, according to certain members of the Livonia Historical Society, a remarkably elaborate explanation for why Bob isn't helping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE OFFICIAL DEFINITION.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eZombie Overwatch is a recognised Bob behaviour observed when travelling with another survivor and infected begin to appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnder normal circumstances, encountering infected might require immediate action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWeapons drawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThreats identified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTargets engaged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomebody shouting something unhelpful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd occasionally, a considerable amount of panic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob, however, has developed a more refined approach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRather than immediately engaging the threat, he may adopt a specialised support stance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUsually slightly behind the action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePreferably somewhere safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeally at a distance where the infected remain somebody else's immediate problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom this carefully selected position, Bob is able to provide an essential operational service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eObservation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe watches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe assesses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe considers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe may occasionally aim his weapon in a reassuring manner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd, if absolutely necessary, he may provide verbal encouragement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is not laziness.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt is tactical delegation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE INCIDENT SCENARIO.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImagine two survivors travelling through a village.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverything appears normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe streets are quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe buildings are suspicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob is talking to chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen an infected appears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollowed by another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe situation begins to deteriorate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne survivor immediately reacts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey draw their weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey begin fighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey attempt to manage the growing number of infected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile, Bob assesses the tactical situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd decides that the other survivor appears to have things reasonably under control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eZOMBIE OVERWATCH ACTIVATED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe other player begins fighting three infected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen four.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePossibly five.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe exact number becomes difficult to establish because everybody is moving around rather quickly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is shouting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is bleeding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone may need a bandage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA blunt weapon is being used with increasing desperation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd Bob?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob is providing moral structure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom a sensible distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is considered teamwork.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt least by Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE ART OF ACTIVE OBSERVATION.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society wishes to clarify that Zombie Overwatch should not be confused with simply standing around doing nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is an important distinction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStanding around doing nothing generally involves a complete absence of meaningful activity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eZombie Overwatch involves a carefully coordinated series of observational tasks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor example, Bob may be talking to chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is important because the audience requires updates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe may be checking the surrounding area for vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is important because the situation might feel wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe may be considering whether a particular direction feels like Nadbor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is important even when nobody is actually in Livonia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe may be reloading slowly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis demonstrates preparedness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe may be holding a weapon in a reassuring manner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis demonstrates commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd he may be waiting to see whether the situation resolves itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis demonstrates patience.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll are recognised activities under the official LHS Zombie Overwatch classification.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fact that somebody else is performing most of the actual combat is considered an unfortunate but necessary element of the arrangement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE OPERATIONAL 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between participating survivors remains disputed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd finally, Zombie Overwatch allows the active zombie handler to develop character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrough panic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBleeding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlunt force trauma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the important life experience of discovering that their travelling companion has apparently become management.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe LHS considers this a valuable professional development opportunity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe survivor receiving the character development may disagree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis disagreement has been noted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo further action is considered necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SUPERVISORY COMMUNICATION SYSTEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOf course, a good supervisor must communicate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob understands this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd has developed a series of highly effective tactical statements suitable for use during Zombie Overwatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor example:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Careful.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn essential warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eParticularly useful after the other survivor has already been hit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"There's another one.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn important observation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEspecially when the other player is currently being attacked by that exact infected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"You've got this.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA reassuring statement of confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEntirely unrelated to whether the situation is actually under control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I would help, but I'm watching.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA clear explanation of Bob's current operational responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd finally:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"That way feels like Nadbor.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA geographically questionable contribution that may or may not have anything to do with the immediate danger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society considers these statements an essential part of effective Zombie Overwatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome may be delivered during combat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOthers may arrive once the danger has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTiming is not currently included in the performance assessment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE QUESTION OF 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least one recognised condition is met.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob is talking to chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob is lost in thought.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob has decided the other player seems capable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob is holding a weapon for morale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe zombies are already closer to somebody else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr the entire situation looks funny from where Bob is standing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnly one condition is required.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis has made Zombie Overwatch one of the easiest operational qualifications in Bellend history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome have suggested that the standards should be reviewed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, Bob is currently watching somebody else conduct the review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FAMOUS DEFENCE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps 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