{"product_id":"bob-coin-is-a-scam","title":"Bob Coin Is A Scam Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBob Coin Is a Scam T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAnti-Bob Coin Propaganda. Deeply Untrustworthy.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people believe in Bob Coin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people trust the Bank of Bellends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people look at an entirely fictitious currency backed by poor decisions, Tuesday arrears, shed-based economics, and suspicious confidence, then think:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eActually, this seems fine.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is not for those people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bob Coin Is a Scam T-Shirt is the direct opposite of the officially reassuring Bob Coin design. Instead of defending the coin, protecting the market, or respecting the delicate financial ecosystem of Bob’s Lore, it makes one outrageous claim:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBob Coin Is a Scam.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA shocking statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA dangerous statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA statement the Bank of Bellends absolutely does not endorse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, why would you purchase a T-shirt with such lies printed on it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat sort of person walks around publicly questioning Bob Coin?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sceptic?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA whistleblower?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA short seller?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone who has read the whitepaper and realised it only says “Trust me”?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever your reasons, this shirt exists for the doubters, the market heretics, the financially suspicious, and anyone brave enough to stand in a field and say what everyone else is definitely not thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob Coin is not a scam.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut this shirt says it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd that is legally, spiritually, and financially upsetting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 100% cotton unisex classic tee helps you land a more structured look. 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