{"product_id":"bob-coin","title":"Bob Coin Investors Mug","description":"\u003ch3\u003eInvest Harder, Not Smarter.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome investors read charts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome investors study markets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob Coin investors simply grip a mug, stare into the middle distance, and trust the Bank of Bellends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bob Coin Investor’s Mug is the official drinking vessel for anyone financially brave enough to believe in a currency backed by poor decisions, Tuesday arrears, shed-based economics, and absolutely no meaningful regulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the iconic Bob Coin design and the powerful investment philosophy:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInvest Harder, Not Smarter.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug is perfect for morning coffee, evening tea, mid-raid hydration, or whatever suspicious liquid helps you ignore market volatility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is sturdy, glossy, and printed with the kind of confidence usually found just before everything crashes in an open field.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVivid Bob Coin print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz mug: 3.8\" \/ 9.6 cm in height, 3.2\" \/ 8.2 cm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz mug: 4.7\" \/ 11.9 cm in height, 3.3\" \/ 8.5 cm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 oz mug: 4.3\" \/ 10.9 cm in height, 3.7\" \/ 9.3 cm in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDrinking from this mug does not constitute financial advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt will not increase the value of Bob Coin, prevent Tuesday market crashes, guarantee imaginary returns, or make the whitepaper longer than “Trust me.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe manufacturer accepts no responsibility for sudden investment confidence, emotional trading, shouting “buy the dip” at breakfast, or explaining to guests why your mug appears to endorse a coin that may or may not exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank product sourced from China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bank of Bellends has reviewed this mug and confirmed that holding it with both hands makes you look at least 12% more financially convincing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, because unlike Bob Coin, we prefer not to overproduce unstable assets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat means it may take a little longer to arrive, but it helps avoid unwanted stock, unnecessary waste, and the kind of questionable supply-chain decisions usually discussed during Tuesday arrears meetings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaking products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLore Classification\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🪙 Bob Coin Investor Grade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔔 Bank of Bellends Approved\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ Caffeinated Market Confidence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📉 Dishwasher Safe, Financially Unsafe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBob Coin Investor’s Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause smart money drinks coffee before making bad decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bobs Bellends","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":58075106214223,"sku":"7998813_1320","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":58075106246991,"sku":"7998813_4830","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":58075106279759,"sku":"7998813_16586","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/7852\/2447\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-handle-on-right-6a4143cd932b0.jpg?v=1782662142","url":"https:\/\/onlybobs.shop\/products\/bob-coin","provider":"Bobs Merch Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}