{"product_id":"chucka-logo","title":"Chuka Certified Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003ch3\u003eOfficial Drinkware. Unofficial Authority.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome mugs hold coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome mugs hold tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one holds quiet confidence, questionable context, and the Chuka logo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eChuka Certified Ceramic Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is a clean white ceramic mug featuring the Chuka logo, perfect for morning coffee, evening tea, stream watching, shed-based planning, or staring into the distance while pretending everything makes sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is sturdy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is glossy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is suspiciously official looking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis does not mean it grants authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt simply looks like it might.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are fuelling up before a poor decision, recovering from a Tuesday, or preparing to explain lore to someone who absolutely did not ask, this mug provides a reliable drinking vessel for all levels of Bellend activity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAvailable Colour\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOfficially Unexplained White\u003c\/strong\u003e - clean, glossy, and clearly hiding something.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic white ceramic mug with Chuka logo branding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or whatever keeps the lore moving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for stream desks, work desks, gaming setups, and suspicious kitchen cupboards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for Bob’s Bellends, Chuka loyalists, and anyone who likes their drinkware slightly overqualified\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug does not confirm Chuka certification.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not explain the logo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not improve navigation, reduce Tuesday arrears, increase Bob Coin value, or make you better at financial prophecy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny sense of authority created by drinking from this mug is unofficial, unregulated, and probably caused by caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone asks what the Chuka logo means, take a sip and look thoughtful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is usually enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you when you place an order, which helps avoid unnecessary waste and overproduction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis also gives the mug time to decide whether it recognises your authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt probably does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLore Classification\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ Chuka Branded Drinkware\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔔 Bellend Approved\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🤍 Officially Unexplained White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🛖 Shed Compatible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧭 Navigation Neutral\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📜 Authority Implied, Not Confirmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📏 Available in Three Levels of Overcommitment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChuka Certified Ceramic Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause every questionable organisation needs a mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEspecially the ones nobody can explain.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bobs Bellends","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":58074761920847,"sku":"9488722_1320","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":58074761953615,"sku":"9488722_4830","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":58074761986383,"sku":"9488722_16586","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/7852\/2447\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-handle-on-right-6a41385098bcb.jpg?v=1782659181","url":"https:\/\/onlybobs.shop\/products\/chucka-logo","provider":"Bobs Merch Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}