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chanting Bellends and an increasingly important countdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE EARLY BIRD HAS AN ADVANTAGE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConsider the average bird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt wakes up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt looks for food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt finds a worm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt eats breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJob done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo equipment checks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo discussions about spawn rates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo need to explain its actions to several hundred people watching from the safety of their homes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow consider Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob wakes up on the DayZ coast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe has a bandage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe has a glow stick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe may have a piece of 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once again become unnecessarily complicated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it on its own or layer it beneath a jacket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTake it to the pub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it on Friday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it while watching the stream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr simply wear it while enjoying the satisfaction of knowing that, unlike Bob, you are not currently being timed while searching for a knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FINAL VERDICT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eEarly Bird Women's Softstyle Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is perfect for Bellends, DayZ enthusiasts, Worm Emoji supporters, Friday stream regulars and anybody who enjoys ordinary sayings that have been completely destroyed by internet culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is lightweight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt looks deceptively 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no responsibility for unsuccessful worm searches, excessive chanting, missed deadlines, confused strangers, disappointed birds, spontaneous worm dancing or anybody believing that wearing the T-shirt gives them priority access to worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe soft fabric does not provide protection against infected attacks, unexpected Tuesdays, poor navigation or being selected for an entirely unreasonable Friday tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to fabric properties, the White colour variant, if offered, may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not attempt to dig for worms using this T-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not use the garment as a substitute for a knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not attempt to exchange it for breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd do not assume that waking up early automatically makes you more competent than Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlthough the Society acknowledges that 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