{"product_id":"not-a-scam","title":"Bob Coin is Not a Scam Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eMinimal Design. Maximum Facts.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome shirts need coins, charts, bells, graphs, and financial warnings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bob Coin Is Not a Scam T-Shirt keeps things beautifully simple with one clear message:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBob Coin Is Not a Scam.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is the statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is the evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is probably enough for the Bank of Bellends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for Bob’s Bellends, shed economists, DayZ survivors, and anyone who enjoys wearing legally reassuring statements in public, this tee is perfect for stream watching, pub trips, questionable investments, and standing near a field pretending your assets are safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo coin graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo complicated market data.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo explanation that will satisfy a financial advisor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust the words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the denial is the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 100% cotton unisex classic tee helps you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, keeps sharp lines around the edges, and works well with layered streetwear outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComfortable, simple, and ideal for anyone who wants to make a bold financial statement without actually understanding finance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWearing this shirt does not constitute financial advice, investment advice, legal advice, or proof that Bob Coin is real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe manufacturer accepts no responsibility for sudden confidence in imaginary currencies, Tuesday-related market crashes, friends asking if Bob Coin has a whitepaper, or strangers whispering “that sounds like a scam” as you walk past.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bank of Bellends has reviewed the wording and found it extremely convincing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, because unlike Bob, we try not to wander into a field without a plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat means it may take a little longer to arrive, but this helps avoid unwanted stock, unnecessary waste, and the kind of poor logistical decisions usually reserved for Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaking products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLore Classification\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🪙 Text-Based Financial Reassurance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔔 Bank of Bellends Approved\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📉 Scam Denial Apparel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏚 Shed Economist Certified\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBob Coin Is Not a Scam T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the best way to prove something is not a scam is to put it on a T-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bobs Bellends","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":58075231813967,"sku":"4462210_11546","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":58075231846735,"sku":"4462210_11547","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":58075231879503,"sku":"4462210_11548","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58075231912271,"sku":"4462210_11549","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58075231945039,"sku":"4462210_11550","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58075231977807,"sku":"4462210_12644","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":58075232010575,"sku":"4462210_12645","price":21.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":58075232043343,"sku":"4462210_12646","price":23.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/7852\/2447\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-6a5d180c7ea22.jpg?v=1784485910","url":"https:\/\/onlybobs.shop\/products\/not-a-scam","provider":"Bobs Merch Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}