{"product_id":"official-tuesday-certificate-framed-poster","title":"Official Tuesday Certificate - Framed Poster","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQualified in Tradition. Unqualified in Orthopaedics.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe official wall-mounted qualification of the Livonia Historical Society, created for anyone who believes Break Your Friend’s Leg Tuesday deserves the same level of administrative recognition as an actual academic achievement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFounded by Dug \u0026amp; Rooter, Tuesday began as a simple act of friendship, poor judgement and unexpected leg failure before developing into a fully documented cultural institution involving rules, splints, disputed interpretations and far more paperwork than anyone originally intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis framed certificate officially recognises the bearer as a \u003cstrong\u003eCertified Practitioner of Tuesday, C.P.T.\u003c\/strong\u003e, a title carrying absolutely no recognised medical, academic or professional authority, but considerable importance among people who understand that Tuesday is more than simply a day of the week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePresented in a matte black frame, it is ideal for gaming rooms, offices, sheds, hallways, workshops or anywhere else that could benefit from a completely unnecessary qualification hanging proudly on the wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on thick matte paper and presented in a lightweight matte black frame made from wood from renewable forests. An Acrylite front protector keeps your official Tuesday qualification safe from dust, fingerprints and any nearby cultural incidents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAyous wood frame from renewable forests\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrame thickness: 0.75″ (1.9 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper weight: 189 g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAcrylite front protector\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHanging hardware included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product components in the EU sourced from Japan and Latvia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOwnership of this certificate does not provide immunity from Tuesday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe title Certified Practitioner of Tuesday does not constitute medical, academic or professional accreditation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttempting to steal another person’s Tuesday remains culturally inadvisable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSplints are not included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHanging Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor 24″ × 36″ horizontal frames, place each mounting hook approximately 1 inch (2.5 cm) from the frame corners when hanging horizontally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society recommends measuring carefully. We already have enough unnecessary injuries to document.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLore Classification\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFiled under:\u003c\/strong\u003e Livonia Historical Society certification, Tuesday administration, culturally significant leg damage, and qualifications nobody should put on a CV.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bobs Merch Store ","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":58873565643087,"sku":"3183518_4651","price":20.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Oak","offer_id":58873565675855,"sku":"3183518_15021","price":20.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":58873565708623,"sku":"3183518_10754","price":20.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/7852\/2447\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-framed-poster-_in_-red-oak-8x10-front-6ab501b75b22e.jpg?v=1790247379","url":"https:\/\/onlybobs.shop\/products\/official-tuesday-certificate-framed-poster","provider":"Bobs Merch Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}