{"product_id":"official-tuesday-certificate","title":"Official Tuesday Certificate - Poster","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQualified in Tradition. Unqualified in Orthopaedics.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe official wall-mounted qualification of the Livonia Historical Society, for anyone who feels their home, office or gaming room is currently suffering from an unacceptable lack of Tuesday-related paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFounded by Dug \u0026amp; Rooter, Tuesday began as a simple act of friendship, poor judgement and unexpected leg failure before developing into a fully documented cultural institution involving rules, splints, disputed interpretations and significantly more administration than the situation required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis museum-quality poster officially recognises the bearer as a \u003cstrong\u003eCertified Practitioner of Tuesday, C.P.T.\u003c\/strong\u003e, a title carrying absolutely no recognised medical, academic or professional authority, but considerable importance among people who understand that Tuesday is not merely a day of the week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSupplied unframed, allowing you complete freedom to display your qualification using a frame, poster hanger or whatever mounting system has survived the latest Tuesday incident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on thick matte museum-quality paper, giving your entirely unnecessary Tuesday qualification the suitably serious appearance of something that probably required several years of study rather than a questionable understanding of friendship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrame not included. Apparently the LHS budget did not stretch that far.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOwnership does not provide immunity from Tuesday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCertified Practitioner of Tuesday does not constitute recognised medical, academic or professional accreditation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe poster itself is not suitable for use as a splint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf damaged during an actual Tuesday, the LHS may classify this as supporting historical evidence rather than a manufacturing fault.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLore Classification\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFiled under:\u003c\/strong\u003e Livonia Historical Society certification, Tuesday administration, museum-quality cultural nonsense, and qualifications that should absolutely be displayed more prominently than your real ones.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bobs Merch Store ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58873600508239,"sku":"3279082_48505","price":11.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/7852\/2447\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-poster-_in_-8.27x11.69-front-6ab502efa0e20.jpg?v=1790247671","url":"https:\/\/onlybobs.shop\/products\/official-tuesday-certificate","provider":"Bobs Merch Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}