{"product_id":"only-bobs-women-basic-softstyle-t-shirt","title":"Only Bobs Women's Softstyle T-Shirt","description":"\n\u003ch2\u003eOnly Bobs Women's Basic Softstyle T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExclusive Content. Imaginary Subscribers. Access Denied With Confidence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome things should never be said on a livestream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome comments should be ignored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome suggestions should be quietly removed from existence before anybody has the opportunity to make them considerably worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, Bob's chat has never been particularly interested in sensible behaviour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd so, an entirely fictional entertainment empire was born.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnly Bobs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe premium streaming platform nobody can access.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNobody has ever seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd absolutely nobody can confirm exists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong\u003eOnly Bobs Women's Basic Softstyle T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e, the unofficially official uniform of a subscription service that has somehow developed merchandise without ever developing an actual service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor those unfamiliar with this particular corner of Bellend culture, Only Bobs is Bob's entirely fictitious alternative streaming platform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt exists for one very important reason.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContainment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes chat says something questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes a perfectly innocent conversation takes a deeply unfortunate turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes Bob says something and immediately realises that it sounded considerably worse than he intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd sometimes somebody mentions worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAt moments like these, normal broadcasting standards become difficult to maintain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFortunately, Bob has developed a highly sophisticated solution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I'll save that for my Only Bobs stream.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd just like that, the problem is resolved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot explained.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot investigated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot actually resolved in any meaningful sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut safely relocated to an imaginary platform where nobody can ever see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is not censorship. 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