{"product_id":"scuffed-women-s-heavyweight-boxy-tee","title":"Scuffed Women’s Boxy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuality Control Failed. Confidence Remains Unreasonably High.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery responsible organisation has standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProcedures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuality checks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspections.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd a reliable method of determining whether something is actually working.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, Bob's community has developed a slightly different system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomebody looks at the situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomebody else expresses concern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob insists that everything is fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd chat issues its assessment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong\u003eScuffed Women's Heavyweight Boxy Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e, celebrating the unofficially official quality-control procedure responsible for identifying everything from technical difficulties to questionable survival decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a simple system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEfficient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemarkably consistent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd completely incapable of fixing anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SCUFFED QUALITY ASSURANCE DEPARTMENT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society has spent considerable time attempting to establish standards for Bob's increasingly unpredictable activities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis has proven difficult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause normal quality-control procedures assume that somebody has a plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey assume that the plan has been tested.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey assume that potential problems have been identified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd they assume that the people responsible have a reasonable understanding of what they're doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese assumptions are not always appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eParticularly when Bob is involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Society therefore relies upon a much simpler classification system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorking.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Working.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScuffed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe third category is particularly important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause something can be Scuffed without being completely broken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe stream might still be live.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe game might still be running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob might still be talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd there may even be evidence that the original plan remains technically possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, nobody is particularly confident that any of these things will continue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is Scuffed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot entirely broken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot convincingly operational.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust somewhere in the middle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhere optimism remains high and reliability has become a matter of personal opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE INSPECTION PROCESS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnder normal circumstances, a quality-control inspection might involve several carefully documented stages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExamine the equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTest its operation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdentify potential faults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCorrect any problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConfirm the results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, the Scuffed inspection procedure is considerably less complicated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStep one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWatch Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStep two.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWait for something questionable to happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStep three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePost the Scuffed emoji.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInspection complete.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society considers this an extraordinarily efficient system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are no expensive testing facilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo specialist equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo complicated reporting procedures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd absolutely no requirement for the inspector to understand what actually went wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey simply need to recognise that something has.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFortunately, Bob's chat has developed considerable experience in this area.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE STREAM INSPECTION.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConsider a perfectly ordinary livestream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob is online.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe picture is visible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe audio appears to be working.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChat is behaving with its usual mixture of enthusiasm and questionable restraint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd everything seems reasonably stable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen Bob announces:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"This should be fine.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe LHS immediately considers this a potential warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the phrase has an unfortunate tendency to precede situations that are not, in fact, fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps Bob changes a setting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps the microphone behaves strangely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps the picture disappears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps the stream begins buffering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr perhaps something that worked perfectly well five minutes earlier has stopped doing whatever it was supposed to do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob begins investigating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChat begins observing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd before anybody has established the actual cause, the verdict arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Society records the finding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnother successful inspection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnother issue identified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely no confirmed repair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE PROBLEM WITH TECHNICAL CONFIDENCE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the most common causes of Scuffed incidents is the belief that a minor technical problem can be resolved through a series of increasingly confident adjustments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis approach is understandable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomething isn't working.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA setting may need changing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA button may need pressing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps restarting something will help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll perfectly reasonable possibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, there is a point at which troubleshooting stops being a repair process and becomes a source of entertainment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob adjusts one setting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing improves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe changes another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomething else stops working.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChat offers advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob considers it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePossibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe attempts another solution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd suddenly the original problem is no longer the only problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe LHS has considered whether this process should be classified as maintenance or experimental broadcasting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIts findings remain inconclusive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEither way, chat appears to be enjoying itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIELD TESTING.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOf course, Scuffed is not restricted to stream technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes the microphone works perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe picture is clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe connection is stable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd Bob is simply doing something that has absolutely no reasonable chance of ending well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConsider navigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob selects a destination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe checks the map.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe chooses a route.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe begins walking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverything appears reasonably straightforward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUntil the landscape becomes unfamiliar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe road doesn't look right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe buildings are not where they should be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd somebody in chat begins asking uncomfortable questions about the direction of travel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob remains confident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe knows where he's going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr at least where he thinks he's going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeveral minutes later, the original destination has become considerably less accessible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe LHS issues its assessment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr perhaps Bob is travelling with another survivor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeveral infected appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis companion begins fighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob adopts Zombie Overwatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe remains slightly behind the action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHolding a weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProviding reassurance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOccasionally offering tactical advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd watching the other player perform a remarkable amount of physical work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen questioned, Bob explains:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I was watching your back.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe LHS acknowledges the cultural significance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChat acknowledges something else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr perhaps Bob decides to experiment with another game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomething involving snow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA battle royale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn SKS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA holo sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo vehicle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd bears that nobody remembered to mention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe result is disappointing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBob went hungry. No chicken dinner.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Society classifies this as an extraordinary example of operational failure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChat uses a much shorter description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE THREE LEVELS OF SCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollowing numerous inspections, the LHS has developed an unofficial classification system for Scuffed incidents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLIGHTLY SCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA minor problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomething doesn't look quite right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob remains confident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChat is mildly suspicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne discreet warning may be sufficient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe problem has become obvious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomebody is investigating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe original plan is no longer proceeding as expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChat has reached a verdict.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the standard classification.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe classic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one that applies to a remarkable proportion of Bob's activities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eREALLY SCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe original problem has developed into several additional problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChat has abandoned restraint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Scuffed emojis are multiplying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomebody has probably started clipping the incident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the LHS is considering whether an entire historical report may be necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis final classification has its own merchandise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause apparently, even technical failure now comes in different collections.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE OFFICIAL SCUFFED UNIFORM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFortunately, the \u003cstrong\u003eScuffed Women's Heavyweight Boxy Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e provides a comfortable way to acknowledge the situation without undertaking a full investigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the classic \u003cstrong\u003eScuffed\u003c\/strong\u003e design, this edition celebrates the moment when a problem has become obvious enough to deserve recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo tiny warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo entire collection of repeated emojis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one clear statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed boxy silhouette offers an easygoing fit with a comfortable mid-length cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIts soft, lived-in feel makes it ideal for gaming sessions, everyday wear, casual outfits, and sitting through an unexpectedly lengthy attempt to repair something that was working perfectly well before anybody touched it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike the situations it celebrates, this T-shirt has been designed to provide genuine comfort without requiring a technical explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt doesn't need restarting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt doesn't need recalibrating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt doesn't require somebody to explain which setting has changed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd it certainly doesn't require the Livonia Historical Society to issue a formal quality-control certificate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlthough the Society has considered doing so.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe proposal was placed under review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomebody lost the paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FINAL INSPECTION.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eScuffed Women's Heavyweight Boxy Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is perfect for established Bellends, DayZ enthusiasts, stream viewers, technical difficulty survivors, and anyone who appreciates the extraordinary ability to recognise a disaster without necessarily knowing how to fix it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is relaxed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is unmistakably Scuffed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd unlike Bob's technical investigations, it requires absolutely no additional configuration before use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimply put it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspect the situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReach a conclusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCUFFED.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause when everything appears to be working but nobody quite trusts it...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChat already knows.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eScuffed Women's Heavyweight Boxy Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e celebrates the Scuffed emoji and its place within Bob's community as the unofficially official diagnosis for technical difficulties, questionable plans, and situations that have stopped proceeding as expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the classic Scuffed design, this edition offers a straightforward alternative to the smaller Slightly Scuffed logo and the multiple-emoji Really Scuffed back print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed women's boxy fit and fashionable mid-length cut provide a comfortable, contemporary silhouette ideal for everyday wear, casual outfits, gaming sessions, and layering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIts soft, lived-in feel offers comfortable everyday wear, while the roomy shape provides a relaxed alternative to closer-fitting T-shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Bellends, Scuffed emoji supporters, DayZ enthusiasts, stream viewers, and anyone who understands that identifying the problem is considerably easier than fixing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes one clear diagnosis is all that's required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWearing this T-shirt does not prevent technical difficulties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not repair OBS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not restore missing audio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not prevent buffering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not improve internet stability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not restore missing footage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not improve navigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not prevent Zombie Overwatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not protect against unexpected Tuesdays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd it does not guarantee that Bob's next plan will be any more sensible than the last one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Scuffed logo is a humorous community expression and should not be interpreted as a genuine technical support ticket, software patch, operational warning system, or recognised diagnostic instrument.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis T-shirt does not include spare cables, replacement microphones, streaming equipment, OBS configuration assistance, emergency medical supplies, calm chat, or a qualified technician.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe heavyweight fabric provides no protection against technical failures, poor decisions, unexpected infected encounters, or physical hazards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed boxy fit does not improve broadcast stability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the Scuffed design does not guarantee that anyone will understand exactly what went wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe manufacturer accepts no responsibility for buffering, missing audio, incorrect settings, questionable navigation, failed plans, unexpected lore creation, or anybody assuming that a clearly identified problem will automatically be repaired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight colour variations between individual T-shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese variations are normal characteristics of the manufacturing process and should not be interpreted as evidence that the Livonia Historical Society has changed its official Scuffed classification procedures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe LHS reminds all customers that Scuffed is a humorous cultural diagnosis rather than a genuine technical assessment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf something requires repair, appropriate troubleshooting may still be necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePointing at the T-shirt is acceptable within the lore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is not a recognised solution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScuffed is a diagnosis.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot a repair procedure.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike Bob's more complicated technical repairs, which may begin with one problem and end with several completely new ones, this T-shirt follows an established manufacturing process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause each 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