{"product_id":"tuesday","title":"Break Your Friend’s Leg Tuesday Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Ceramic Mug. Trusted Companion Warning. Splint Not Included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome mugs are for coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome mugs are for tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is for quietly acknowledging that Tuesday has entered the room and somebody's leg may already be in administrative danger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eTuesday Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is a white ceramic mug featuring one of the most medically inconvenient definitions in Bob's Lore:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Tuesday: A sudden and unexpected injury to a trusted companion's leg.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimple, clean, and deeply suspicious, this mug is perfect for anyone who understands that calm situations should never be trusted, especially if it happens to be Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works just as well for morning coffee as it does for evening tea, post-stream recovery drinks, emergency hot chocolate, or sitting at your desk while trying to explain why the words \u003cstrong\u003e\"it's just tradition\"\u003c\/strong\u003e are not legally helpful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe white ceramic finish keeps the design clear and readable, while the glossy print gives it the correct level of official-looking nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes, depending on the severity of your Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e for a minor observance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003e15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e for a standard cultural incident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003e20 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e for a full Broken Leg Brigade meeting, delayed consequences, or anyone still pretending advance warning was provided.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is sturdy, glossy, dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and more reliable than most field-based medical explanations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf it is Tuesday, it is already too late.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between, this mug is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made from ceramic with a glossy finish and a vivid print designed to withstand both the microwave and dishwasher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComfortable, practical, and ideal for Bellends who enjoy hot drinks, questionable traditions, and products that raise more questions than they answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e, and \u003cstrong\u003e20 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ \/ 9.6 cm high, 3.2″ \/ 8.2 cm diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ \/ 11.9 cm high, 3.3″ \/ 8.5 cm diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ \/ 10.9 cm high, 3.7″ \/ 9.3 cm diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug does not cause Tuesdays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt simply provides a suitable drinkware option for when Tuesday inevitably explains itself through poor timing and leg-based consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product does not include splints, painkillers, crutches, medical insurance, apology forms, witness statements, or membership of the Broken Leg Brigade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe manufacturer accepts no responsibility for sudden crawling, delayed laughter, trusted companion injuries, missing warnings, calendar-based confusion, or anyone insisting that it was just tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not use this mug as a splint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not cut this mug up to make a splint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not attempt to invalidate Tuesday by reading the product description in advance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdvance knowledge may not protect you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTuesday has poor record keeping, but excellent follow-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, because unlike Tuesday, we do try to give people some warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat means it may take a little longer to arrive, but this helps avoid unwanted stock, unnecessary waste, and the kind of poor logistical decisions normally found in fields, sheds, and emergency medical situations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaking products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEven if the 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