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Splint Pending.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome T-shirts are about style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome are about comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is about a sudden and unexpected injury to a trusted companion's leg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eTuesday T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e features one of the most medically inconvenient definitions in Bob's Lore:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Tuesday: A sudden and unexpected injury to a trusted companion's leg.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimple, direct, and deeply unhelpful in a medical dispute, this design is for anyone who understands that Tuesday is not just a day of the week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a warning that was never given.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the reason someone is crawling while everyone else insists this was culturally unavoidable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by \u003cstrong\u003eBreak Your Friend's Leg Tuesday\u003c\/strong\u003e, the tradition first properly documented in Olszanka, this shirt quietly celebrates poor timing, failed communication, trusted companions, sudden limping, and the ancient defence:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"It's just tradition.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdvance knowledge invalidates the event.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, this has never stopped Tuesday from happening anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in two officially suspicious colours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo Warning Black\u003c\/strong\u003e is for those who believe Tuesday should arrive silently, without paperwork, explanation, or apology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplint Pending Grey\u003c\/strong\u003e is for those already halfway through accepting participation and looking for someone else to blame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 100% cotton unisex classic tee helps you land a more structured look. 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