{"product_id":"unisex-classic-tee-10","title":"Worm Emoji Mystical Tarot Tee - Pink","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePink Back Print. Mystical Worm Energy. 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soil?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo one knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo one should ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat we do know is that Worm Emoji began when Daniel Ball Crusher started sending Super Chats packed with far too many worm emojis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eText-to-speech tried to read them out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt sounded stupid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt sounded funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChat immediately made it worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChucka tried to contain the damage by limiting how long text-to-speech would read out, but the worms had already escaped into the culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen Barrington created the catchy \u003cstrong\u003eWorm Emoji\u003c\/strong\u003e dance song, and what started as emoji spam became a full stream tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, on Fridays, when Bob dies and becomes a freshie, the song may be played.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom that moment, Bob has until the end of the track to find a knife, sharp tool, or similar implement, and dig up a worm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sacred process is known as \u003cstrong\u003eWorm Rave Roulette\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart dance break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart survival challenge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart freshie humiliation ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pink tarot back print does not make the ritual safer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt just makes it look more official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable only in \u003cstrong\u003ePink Omen Black\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePink Omen Black\u003c\/strong\u003e is for those who believe the worms are trying to tell us something, even if that something is probably “find a knife faster.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf the card appears, the worm has already been summoned.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Worm Emoji Mystical Tarot T-Shirt features a large pink Bob’s mystical tarot style \u003cstrong\u003eWorm Emoji\u003c\/strong\u003e design on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 100% cotton unisex classic tee helps you land a more structured look, even if the lore attached to it is structurally unsound.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and works perfectly with layered streetwear outfits, Friday panic, cursed card readings, and trying to explain Worm Rave Roulette to people who were happier not knowing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable only in \u003cstrong\u003ePink Omen Black\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWearing this shirt does not allow you to predict worm locations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWearing this shirt does 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