{"product_id":"unisex-classic-tee-12","title":"Worm Emoji Chant T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFive Back Prints. White Text. Chat Has Lost Control.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome T-shirts say something once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one says \u003cstrong\u003eWorm Emoji\u003c\/strong\u003e five times on the back, because chat was never going to stop after the first one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWorm Emoji Chant T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is built around the moment Worm Emoji stopped being a phrase and became something closer to a chant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back, the words \u003cstrong\u003eWorm Emoji\u003c\/strong\u003e appear five times in large white print, stacked like chat spamming the same message with absolute confidence and no interest in moderation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is simple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt has the visual energy of text-to-speech giving up halfway through the sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe lore began when Daniel Ball Crusher started sending 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moderation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe manufacturer accepts no responsibility for panic-digging, failed worm retrieval, excessive dancing, chat chanting, Bob dying again, or anyone reading the back of the shirt out loud five times and summoning the song.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the Natural colour variant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not use this shirt to dig for worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not cut this shirt into strips for emergency fishing gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not attempt to feed this shirt to a freshie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not stand too close to text-to-speech while wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone starts chanting along with the back print, move away slowly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare 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