{"product_id":"unisex-classic-tee-13","title":"Really Scuffed Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFive Logos. One Back. No Sign of Recovery.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome T-shirts are slightly scuffed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one has clearly gone past that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eReally Scuffed Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e takes the original Scuffed design and asks the dangerous question:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat if one Scuffed logo was not enough?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe answer, apparently, is five.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFive large \u003cstrong\u003eScuffed\u003c\/strong\u003e logos across the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot because it needed them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the situation had already escalated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for when the stream does not just go wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt goes wrong, gets noticed by chat, gets clipped, gets discussed, gets blamed on OBS, and then somehow gets worse while Bob is still explaining that it should be fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne Scuffed logo is a warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFive Scuffed logos is a formal investigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eReally Scuffed Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is for Bellends who understand that some technical difficulties require repetition, volume, and a complete lack of restraint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the stream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the audio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the route.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the vehicle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be Bob confidently starting a plan that immediately becomes a public safety concern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever happened, the back of this shirt has already filed the report five times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in two officially unreliable colours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStream Went Black\u003c\/strong\u003e is for when visibility left the building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTechnical Difficulty Grey\u003c\/strong\u003e is for when nobody knows what broke, but everyone agrees it is now lore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot slightly scuffed. 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