{"product_id":"unisex-classic-tee-2","title":"Bob Coin Investors T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3\u003eInvest Harder, Not Smarter.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people invest carefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people diversify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people research markets, understand risk, and make sensible long-term decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is not for those people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bob Coin Investor’s T-Shirt is for anyone brave enough to look at an entirely fictitious and completely real currency, backed by poor decisions, Tuesday arrears, shed-based economics, and the Bank of Bellends, and think:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInvest Harder, Not Smarter.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is not financial advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is a lifestyle choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the Bob Coin design and the official investment philosophy of people who definitely should not be left alone with a ledger, this tee is perfect for Bob’s Bellends, shed economists, market optimists, confirmed Paid Actors, and anyone still waiting for their imaginary dividends to clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBOB Coin has no value and immeasurable worth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt cannot be exchanged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is freely tradable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is worthless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is priceless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll transactions are final.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing settles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAvailable Colours\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnregulated Black\u003c\/strong\u003e - dark, official-looking, and almost certainly not approved by any recognised financial body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTuesday Peg Heather\u003c\/strong\u003e - unstable, absolute, and emotionally tied to market conditions nobody understands.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 100% cotton unisex classic tee helps you land a more structured look. 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