{"product_id":"worm-emoji-big-print-women-s-heavyweight-boxy-tee","title":"Worm Emoji Big Print Women’s Boxy Tee","description":"\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo Words. Large Print. An Entire Community That Cannot Be Trusted With Text-to-Speech.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere are many things you could choose to display proudly across your chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAn inspirational message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA favourite band.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA meaningful quotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSomething that reflects your personality, interests or deeply held beliefs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOr you could wear a T-shirt that simply says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWORM EMOJI.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn enormous letters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAcross the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor everybody to see.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd absolutely no indication that these two words represent one of the most unnecessary chains of events ever recorded by the Livonia Historical Society.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE WORMS HAVE BECOME A PUBLIC STATEMENT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd unfortunately, we're going to have to explain why.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIT STARTED WITH ONE MAN.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDaniel Ball Crusher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA name that will forever be associated with the moment somebody realised that Bob's text-to-speech system could be made to produce deeply stupid noises by sending worm emojis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt was a simple discovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSend a Super Chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFill it with worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAllow text-to-speech to attempt to read them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy the consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnder normal circumstances, this might have been a harmless little joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA brief laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEverybody moves on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, Daniel had discovered something far more important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMORE WORMS WERE FUNNIER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAt least according to Daniel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd, regrettably, according to chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo he sent more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot a modest quantity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot a reasonable number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot even the sort of collection that could be described as enthusiastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAs many worms as physically possible.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe text-to-speech system attempted to read them all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob attempted to continue streaming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChat attempted to behave like mature adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOnly one of these activities had any realistic chance of success.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd it wasn't the last one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE GREAT WORM OUTBREAK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat followed was an extraordinary period of broadcasting history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWorms arrived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eText-to-speech made noises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChat laughed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDaniel sent more worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob suffered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRepeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRepeat again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eContinue until somebody responsible intervenes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, the responsible person turned out to be Chucka.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE CHUCKA CONTAINMENT MEASURES.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEventually, Chucka was forced to introduce restrictions on how long text-to-speech messages could be read aloud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot because the stream had suffered a catastrophic technical failure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot because somebody had discovered a serious security vulnerability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot because the system was being used to deliver important emergency information.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut because one man had worked out how to make a computer read an unreasonable quantity of worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd wouldn't stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society considers this a significant achievement in unnecessary technological regulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eONE MAN. ONE EMOJI. AN ACTUAL SYSTEM CHANGE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe restrictions worked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTo a point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe text-to-speech system could no longer be subjected to quite the same extended worm-related performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob could theoretically return to streaming without the constant threat of excessive spoken worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEverything should have returned to normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, the Bellends had already developed an unhealthy interest in the subject.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the worm was about to evolve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eENTER BARRINGTON.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere comes a point in every ridiculous community incident when somebody decides that the situation would be improved by music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn this case, that somebody was Barrington.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe created a catchy dance track called \u003cstrong\u003eWorm Emoji\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSuddenly, the worm had a beat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA rhythm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAn entire musical identity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd a completely new way to become Bob's problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat began as Super Chat spam had become a song.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat became a song became a ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd what became a ritual eventually developed into one of the most ridiculous survival challenges in DayZ.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWORM RAVE ROULETTE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Society would like to acknowledge Barrington's contribution to cursed musical history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt would also like to ask why nobody stopped him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FRIDAY FRESHIE CURSE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFriday should be a happy occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe working week is ending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe weekend is approaching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePeople are relaxing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob is playing DayZ.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd everything seems relatively peaceful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen Bob dies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhich, in itself, is not particularly unusual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, Friday deaths come with an additional complication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen Bob respawns as a freshie, the Worm Emoji song may begin playing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd when the music starts, the sacred trial begins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob has until the end of the song to find a knife, sharp tool or suitable implement and dig up a worm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIND A BLADE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIND THE DIRT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIND THE WORM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThree simple instructions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne increasingly desperate survivor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd a countdown that has absolutely no interest in whether Bob is adequately equipped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSuccess means Bob has honoured the worm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFailure means chat gets to enjoy his disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEither way, the Bellends are having a wonderful time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE KNIFE PROCUREMENT DISASTER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, the rules contain one fundamental problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob has just died.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHis equipment is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHis supplies are missing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe may have a bandage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe may have a glow stick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe may have a piece of fruit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat he probably doesn't have is the one item that has suddenly become critically important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA FUCKING KNIFE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob checks a house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe checks a shed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eStill no knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnother building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome ammunition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSomething completely unrelated to worm extraction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChat begins chanting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe music continues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSomebody mentions how much time is left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob becomes increasingly concerned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd somewhere beneath the soil, a completely ordinary worm is blissfully unaware that it has become the subject of an international streaming emergency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eALL BECAUSE DANIEL SENT TOO MANY EMOJIS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe LHS considers this an extraordinary example of unintended consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd compelling evidence that the Bellends should never be left unsupervised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY THE LARGE PRINT?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhich brings us to the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome Worm Emoji merchandise is subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA tiny worm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA little embroidered detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA discreet message that only another Bellend would recognise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not that merchandise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis design puts \u003cstrong\u003eWORM EMOJI\u003c\/strong\u003e in large, light-blue lettering across the upper front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBig.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eImmediately visible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd completely meaningless to anyone who hasn't witnessed the original nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere's no actual worm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo mystical tarot artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo helpful explanatory notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJust two enormous words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes subtlety is unnecessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEspecially when celebrating a community that repeatedly encouraged somebody to send excessive worms through text-to-speech.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE PUBLIC EXPLANATION PROBLEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOf course, this design may attract questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSomebody might ask:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Why does your T-shirt say Worm Emoji?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA perfectly reasonable question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, there is no perfectly reasonable answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou could explain that it's a joke from a stream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSimple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSocially acceptable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOr you could begin the complete historical account.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDaniel Ball Crusher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSuper Chats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExcessive worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eText-to-speech noises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChucka's restrictions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBarrington's dance track.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFriday freshie deaths.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWorm Rave Roulette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe missing knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe countdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe worm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the extraordinary fact that an entire gaggle of Bellends considers all of this normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBy the end, the person who asked may have gone home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOr changed their mind about talking to strangers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society recommends beginning with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"How much time have you got?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen deciding whether friendship is worth preserving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE WEARABLE WORM DECLARATION.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe large light-blue front print stands out against the pictured Black T-shirt, making this one of the more noticeable designs in the Worm Emoji collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe women's heavyweight boxy fit offers a relaxed, roomy silhouette with a fashionable mid-length cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts soft, lived-in feel makes it ideal for casual outfits, gaming sessions, Friday streams and watching Bob desperately search for a knife while Barrington's Worm Emoji track continues playing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe comfortable, easygoing shape is perfect for everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike the cultural incident it celebrates, the garment requires absolutely no elaborate procedure before use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo Super Chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo text-to-speech.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo countdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo digging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJust put it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGo about your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd accept that somebody may eventually ask what the words mean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FINAL ASSESSMENT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe worm started as an emoji.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt became a noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen a song.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen a ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen a timed survival challenge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd now it has become a large statement across the front of a perfectly respectable T-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society has reviewed this development.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt considers the cultural progression completely unnecessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd therefore entirely appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWORM EMOJI.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTwo words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne enormous amount of history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd absolutely no evidence that anybody has learned anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis women's heavyweight boxy T-shirt features a large, light-blue \u003cstrong\u003eWORM EMOJI\u003c\/strong\u003e text print across the upper front, offering a bold, typography-focused interpretation of one of Bob's most ridiculous community traditions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe design celebrates the original Worm Emoji incident involving Daniel Ball Crusher's excessive Super Chats, Chucka's text-to-speech restrictions and Barrington's dance track, together with the Friday freshie ritual known as Worm Rave Roulette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed boxy fit and fashionable mid-length cut create a comfortable, contemporary silhouette that works well with casual outfits and everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts soft, lived-in feel makes it ideal for gaming sessions, pub trips, streaming events and layering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePictured in \u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e with large light-blue lettering across the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Bellends, DayZ enthusiasts, Worm Emoji supporters, Friday stream regulars and anyone who understands that two simple words can represent an extraordinary amount of cultural stupidity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge print. No actual worms. Extensive explanation available, but not recommended.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWearing this T-shirt does not guarantee worm discovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not improve knife spawn rates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not increase the availability of sharp stones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not provide digging equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not extend Barrington's Worm Emoji track.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not pause the countdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not improve your chances during Worm Rave Roulette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd it certainly does not guarantee that Bob will find a suitable blade before the music finishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe phrase \u003cstrong\u003eWORM EMOJI\u003c\/strong\u003e is decorative text and should not be interpreted as genuine fishing advice, a gardening qualification, nutritional guidance, survival instruction or an officially recognised worm procurement permit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis product does not include actual worms, knives, shovels, fishing hooks, emergency freshie supplies, Super Chats, text-to-speech privileges, Barrington's music, Chucka's technical assistance or Daniel Ball Crusher supervision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe heavyweight fabric does not provide protection against infected attacks, unexpected Tuesdays, questionable navigation or the consequences of trusting chat with broadcasting technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed boxy fit does not improve worm acquisition performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the large lettering does not increase the likelihood of finding a knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe manufacturer accepts no responsibility for excessive worm chanting, spontaneous dancing, failed Friday freshie trials, missing equipment, confused strangers or anybody becoming trapped in an unnecessarily detailed conversation about why a T-shirt says WORM EMOJI.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight colour variations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese variations are normal manufacturing characteristics and should not be interpreted as evidence of worm-related interference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo not use this T-shirt to dig for worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo not attempt to exchange it for fishing bait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo not shout at the lettering expecting the worm to respond.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo not attempt to activate the design by playing the song.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd do not assume that because the lettering is large, the underlying explanation will be any easier to understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe print is decorative.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe history is deeply stupid.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContext provided. 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