{"product_id":"worm-emoji-simple-women-s-heavyweight-boxy-tee","title":"Worm Emoji Simple Women’s Boxy Tee","description":"\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Print. Massive Lore. Absolutely No Need to Explain Yourself.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot everything needs to be shouted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot every message needs to be enormous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot every T-shirt needs an elaborate illustration, a mystical tarot card or enough lettering to be visible from the other side of a field.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes two little words are quite enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWORM EMOJI.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSmall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eQuietly positioned on the upper chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNothing particularly dramatic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNothing that should reasonably cause alarm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd absolutely no indication that these two innocent-looking words represent one of the most spectacularly stupid cultural developments in Bob's streaming history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE WORMS HAVE LEARNED RESTRAINT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWell, the clothing has.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe community certainly hasn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE ORIGIN OF THE PROBLEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEvery great tradition begins somewhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome begin with acts of bravery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome begin with important discoveries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome begin with remarkable achievements that inspire future generations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWorm Emoji began because Daniel Ball Crusher discovered that sending enormous quantities of worm emojis through Super Chats made text-to-speech produce a deeply stupid noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot quite the foundation of a great civilisation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut apparently sufficient for Bob's community.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDaniel began sending worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLots of worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMore worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAs many worms as the system would physically allow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd text-to-speech attempted to read them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOut loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe result was ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe sound was deeply stupid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChat thought it was hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd Daniel, having discovered an entirely new method of causing unnecessary disruption, naturally continued.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMORE WORMS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMore text-to-speech.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMore laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMore Bob wondering why he had ever allowed this to happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society considers this a textbook example of what happens when an entire gaggle of Bellends is given access to modern technology without adequate supervision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE CHUCKA INTERVENTION.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEventually, somebody responsible had to step in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThat somebody was Chucka.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFaced with a text-to-speech system being repeatedly subjected to excessive quantities of worm emojis, Chucka introduced restrictions on how long messages could be read aloud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA sensible measure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA necessary precaution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd an extraordinarily embarrassing reason to change how something works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot because of a security problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot because the stream was under attack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot because somebody had discovered a dangerous technical vulnerability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut because Daniel Ball Crusher had discovered that worms were funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd absolutely refused to stop proving it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eONE MAN. TOO MANY WORMS. AN ACTUAL SYSTEM CHANGE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe LHS considers this an important milestone in unnecessary broadcasting regulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, the restrictions did not eliminate Worm Emoji.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThey merely forced the community to find another way of expressing its enthusiasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhich brings us to Barrington.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE MUSICAL ESCALATION.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBarrington looked at the entire situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Super Chats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe worm noises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe restrictions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe complete lack of maturity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd apparently decided the problem needed music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo he created a catchy dance track called \u003cstrong\u003eWorm Emoji\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSuddenly the worms had rhythm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThey had a beat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThey had an entirely new reason to become Bob's problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat started as a text-to-speech joke became a song.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat became a song became a tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd what became a tradition eventually developed into a sacred Friday survival ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWORM RAVE ROULETTE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause apparently, the original incident wasn't complicated enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FRIDAY FRESHIE TRIAL.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnder normal circumstances, dying in DayZ is an inconvenience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou lose your equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou lose your supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou respawn on the coast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd you begin rebuilding your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSimple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, Fridays have become culturally significant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen Bob dies on a Friday and respawns as a freshie, the Worm Emoji song may begin playing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd when it does, Bob has until the end of the song to find a suitable knife, sharp tool or similar implement and dig up a worm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIND A BLADE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIND THE DIRT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIND THE WORM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThree simple instructions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne increasingly desperate freshie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd an entire gaggle of Bellends who find the whole situation considerably more entertaining than Bob does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSuccess means Bob has honoured the worm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFailure means chat gets to enjoy the disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEither way, everyone else is having a wonderful time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE MISSING KNIFE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, there is one recurring complication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob needs something sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA suitable tool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnything capable of helping him dig up a worm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because he has just died, he may have very little equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA bandage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA glow stick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePossibly a piece of fruit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut not necessarily the one item that has suddenly become critically important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBob checks a house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe checks a shed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eStill no knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe checks another building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSomething useful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSomething completely unrelated to worm acquisition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChat starts chanting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe song continues playing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe timer becomes increasingly inconvenient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd somewhere beneath the soil, an ordinary worm is completely unaware that it has become the subject of an emergency survival operation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eALL BECAUSE DANIEL SENT TOO MANY EMOJIS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society considers this a remarkable chain of unintended consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt also considers the entire situation completely avoidable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhich makes it excellent lore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SMALL PRINT PHILOSOPHY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhich brings us to the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome Worm Emoji merchandise is loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome features large lettering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome features elaborate artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome includes psychedelic tarot cards that make a cartoon worm appear to possess ancient mystical significance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis edition takes a different approach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWORM EMOJI.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTwo little words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn light-blue lettering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePositioned neatly across the upper chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo actual worm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo enormous slogan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo elaborate explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJUST THE MESSAGE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the message is more than enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTo an ordinary person, it might look like a strange little fashion statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps you enjoy gardening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps you like fishing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps you are particularly passionate about the importance of worms within the natural environment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll perfectly reasonable explanations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, none is correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTo another Bellend, however, those two words represent an entire shared history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDaniel Ball Crusher's Super Chats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChucka's restrictions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBarrington's dance track.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFriday freshie deaths.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWorm Rave Roulette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd Bob desperately searching for a knife before the music finishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHAT'S AN UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF LORE FOR SUCH A SMALL PRINT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhich, of course, is the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SECRET HANDSHAKE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere is something rather wonderful about understated community merchandise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTo most people, the design is simply a couple of words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNothing particularly remarkable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNothing that demands attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut occasionally, another Bellend will notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThey will read the words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThey will recognise the reference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd immediately understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo explanation required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo historical lecture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo lengthy account of Daniel Ball Crusher's contribution to worm-related broadcasting problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJust a knowing look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePossibly somebody quietly saying:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Worm Emoji.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd there it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eInstant recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShared cultural understanding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eProof that two people have spent entirely too much time watching Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Livonia Historical Society considers this a highly effective method of identifying fellow Bellends in public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlthough it recommends against immediately beginning the chant in crowded locations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot everybody is prepared for that level of enthusiasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE WEARABLE WORM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe small light-blue front print gives this design a clean, understated appearance while preserving the full absurdity of the Worm Emoji tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe women's heavyweight boxy fit offers a relaxed, comfortable silhouette with a fashionable mid-length cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts soft, lived-in feel makes it ideal for everyday wear, casual outfits, gaming sessions, pub trips and Friday evenings spent watching Bob discover that the one item he desperately needs is nowhere to be found.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe pictured Black garment provides a simple background for the light-blue lettering, allowing the design to remain subtle without disappearing completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLayer it beneath a jacket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it while watching Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it while enjoying Barrington's Worm Emoji track.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOr simply wear it because two small words with an entirely unreasonable history are exactly the sort of thing that makes sense within this community.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE FINAL ASSESSMENT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne small print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTwo little words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne man who sent far too many worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne text-to-speech restriction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne dance track.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne sacred Friday survival ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd an entire gaggle of Bellends who still cannot be trusted with modern technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWORM EMOJI.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the smallest message carries the most ridiculous history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContext provided. Worms not learned.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis women's heavyweight boxy T-shirt features a small, light-blue \u003cstrong\u003eWORM EMOJI\u003c\/strong\u003e text print centred on the upper front, offering a clean, understated alternative to the larger printed and illustrated Worm Emoji designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork celebrates the legendary Worm Emoji lore, from Daniel Ball Crusher's excessive worm-filled Super Chats and Chucka's text-to-speech restrictions to Barrington's dance track and the Friday freshie ritual known as Worm Rave Roulette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed women's boxy fit and fashionable mid-length cut create a comfortable, contemporary silhouette that works well with casual outfits and everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts soft, lived-in feel offers easygoing comfort, while the roomy silhouette provides a relaxed alternative to closer-fitting T-shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePictured in \u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e with small light-blue lettering across the upper chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Bellends, DayZ enthusiasts, Worm Emoji supporters, Friday stream regulars and anyone who appreciates subtle merchandise with an entirely unreasonable amount of associated history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall print. Massive lore. No actual worms included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWearing this T-shirt does not guarantee worm discovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not improve knife spawn rates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not increase the availability of sharp stones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not provide digging equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not extend Barrington's Worm Emoji track.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not pause the countdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt does not improve your chances during Worm Rave Roulette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd it certainly does not guarantee that Bob will find a suitable blade before the music finishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe small \u003cstrong\u003eWORM EMOJI\u003c\/strong\u003e print is decorative text and should not be interpreted as genuine fishing advice, a gardening qualification, nutritional guidance, survival instruction or an officially recognised worm procurement permit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis product does not include actual worms, knives, shovels, fishing hooks, emergency freshie equipment, Super Chats, text-to-speech privileges, Barrington's music, Chucka's technical assistance or Daniel Ball Crusher supervision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe heavyweight fabric provides no protection against infected attacks, unexpected Tuesdays, questionable navigation or the consequences of trusting chat with broadcasting technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed boxy fit does not improve worm acquisition performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd the smaller lettering does not reduce the historical significance of the original incident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe manufacturer accepts no responsibility for excessive worm chanting, spontaneous dancing, unsuccessful Friday freshie trials, missing knives, confused strangers or anybody becoming trapped in an unnecessarily detailed conversation about why such a small print represents such a large amount of nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight colour variations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese variations are normal manufacturing characteristics and should not be interpreted as evidence of worm-related interference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo not use this T-shirt to dig for worms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo not attempt to exchange it for fishing bait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDo not chant at the printed words expecting a response.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd do not assume that smaller lettering makes the underlying story any more sensible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe print is small.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe history is deeply stupid.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContext provided. 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