{"product_id":"zombie-overwatch-1","title":"Zombie Overwatch Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor those who help by watching very carefully.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people fight zombies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people clear buildings, swing melee weapons, bleed repeatedly, and discover exactly how many infected were hiding behind the shed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBob provides overwatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eZombie Overwatch Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e celebrates one of Bob’s most important operational roles: sitting slightly back, holding a drink, watching another player do the difficult bit, and occasionally offering helpful tactical advice such as “careful” after the danger has already become obvious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not avoidance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not laziness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is tactical delegation, probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for coffee, tea, suspicious field beverages, or whatever you drink while deciding whether that direction feels like Nadbor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e11 oz - Light Overwatch:\u003c\/strong\u003e For minor zombie incidents, brief tactical watching, and one sensible cup of tea.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e15 oz - Standard Tactical Delegation:\u003c\/strong\u003e The recommended field size for proper supervision while someone else does the dangerous bit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e20 oz - Full Bellend Field Command:\u003c\/strong\u003e For extended Zombie Overwatch, chat management, and long periods of thinking about which direction Nadbor feels like.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOfficial Mug Dimensions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e11 oz mug:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.8″ tall, 3.2″ diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e15 oz mug:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.7″ tall, 3.3″ diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e20 oz mug:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.3″ tall, 3.7″ diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for observing problems from a safe distance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUseful during chat interaction, zombie management, and suspicious village activity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs well with tactical silence and questionable contribution levels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExcellent for anyone who has ever said “I was watching your back” with confidence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMay improve morale while someone else deals with the infected\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug does not kill zombies, clear towns, provide actual overwatch, or prove that you helped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHolding this mug while another player is fighting infected may still count as emotional support, depending on who writes the field report.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny claims of active participation should be treated as unverified until reviewed by the LHS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaking products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, prevents unnecessary mug stockpiles, and avoids creating another shed full of items nobody can explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision, or at least a very lore-accurate one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eLore Classification\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e🧟 Zombie Overwatch Approved Equipment\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e☕ Passive Support Beverage Holder\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e👀 Tactical Watching Accessory\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e🔔 Bellend Field Supervision Mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e🧭 Nadbor Directional Thinking Vessel\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e🛡️ “I Was Watching Your Back” Certified\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n","brand":"Bobs Bellends","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":58075123253583,"sku":"2257288_1320","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":58075123286351,"sku":"2257288_4830","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":58075123319119,"sku":"2257288_16586","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/7852\/2447\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-handle-on-right-6a41447a96330.jpg?v=1782662302","url":"https:\/\/onlybobs.shop\/products\/zombie-overwatch-1","provider":"Bobs Merch Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}