Name: Official Tuesday Certificate - Poster
Brand: Bobs Merch Store
SKU: 3279082_48505
Price: 11.25 GBP
Availability: InStock

Official Tuesday Certificate - Poster

£11.25 GBP

Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

Features

Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper sourced from Japan
Museum-quality matte finish

Our goal is for every Bellend to be properly satisfied with their loot.

If your order arrives and something feels wrong, cursed, Tuesday’d, directionally optimistic, or clearly inspected by Bob in a field, let us know.

We’ll do our best to put it right, apply the necessary cultural maintenance, and avoid creating arrears with the Bank of Bellends.

For Detailed info please refer to our Full Policy

We’ll work quickly to get your loot packed, logged, and sent before Bob wanders off into a field with it.

Once your order has shipped, you’ll receive an email with further details, assuming the message survives Tuesday, navigation errors, and any unexpected shed-based delays.

Delivery times vary depending on your location, local conditions, and whether the route passes anywhere near Nadbor.

Please review our full shipping policy here

Product Care

Handle with clean, dry hands to avoid fingerprints, smudges, and unnecessary historical evidence.

Keep away from moisture, excessive humidity, and direct contact with anything recently used as a splint.

Avoid prolonged exposure to strong sunlight to help preserve the print and prevent fading.

If framing, use a clean frame with a protective front cover and avoid trapping dust or debris against the poster.

Do not fold, roll too tightly, crease, laminate, staple, pin through, or attempt to “improve” the certificate with field modifications.

Do not use as an emergency splint. The paper is museum quality, not orthopaedic quality.

If the poster falls off the wall and causes an injury, this does not automatically qualify as Tuesday.

If it happens on a Tuesday, the LHS may need to review the incident.

LHS Care Advice:
Keep dry, keep flat, keep out of harsh sunlight, and display with the dignity expected of a completely unnecessary qualification.

Qualified in Tradition. Unqualified in Orthopaedics.

The official wall-mounted qualification of the Livonia Historical Society, for anyone who feels their home, office or gaming room is currently suffering from an unacceptable lack of Tuesday-related paperwork.

Founded by Dug & Rooter, Tuesday began as a simple act of friendship, poor judgement and unexpected leg failure before developing into a fully documented cultural institution involving rules, splints, disputed interpretations and significantly more administration than the situation required.

This museum-quality poster officially recognises the bearer as a Certified Practitioner of Tuesday, C.P.T., a title carrying absolutely no recognised medical, academic or professional authority, but considerable importance among people who understand that Tuesday is not merely a day of the week.

Supplied unframed, allowing you complete freedom to display your qualification using a frame, poster hanger or whatever mounting system has survived the latest Tuesday incident.

Product Details

Printed on thick matte museum-quality paper, giving your entirely unnecessary Tuesday qualification the suitably serious appearance of something that probably required several years of study rather than a questionable understanding of friendship.

Disclaimers

Frame not included. Apparently the LHS budget did not stretch that far.
Ownership does not provide immunity from Tuesday.
Certified Practitioner of Tuesday does not constitute recognised medical, academic or professional accreditation.
The poster itself is not suitable for use as a splint.
If damaged during an actual Tuesday, the LHS may classify this as supporting historical evidence rather than a manufacturing fault.

Lore Classification

Filed under: Livonia Historical Society certification, Tuesday administration, museum-quality cultural nonsense, and qualifications that should absolutely be displayed more prominently than your real ones.