Official Tuesday Certificate - Framed Poster

£20.50 GBP

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Features

Ayous wood frame from renewable forests
Frame thickness: 0.75″ (1.9 cm)
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Lightweight construction
Acrylite front protector
Hanging hardware included
Blank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US
Blank product components in the EU sourced from Japan and Latvia

Our goal is for every Bellend to be properly satisfied with their loot.

If your order arrives and something feels wrong, cursed, Tuesday’d, directionally optimistic, or clearly inspected by Bob in a field, let us know.

We’ll do our best to put it right, apply the necessary cultural maintenance, and avoid creating arrears with the Bank of Bellends.

For Detailed info please refer to our Full Policy

We’ll work quickly to get your loot packed, logged, and sent before Bob wanders off into a field with it.

Once your order has shipped, you’ll receive an email with further details, assuming the message survives Tuesday, navigation errors, and any unexpected shed-based delays.

Delivery times vary depending on your location, local conditions, and whether the route passes anywhere near Nadbor.

Please review our full shipping policy here

Dust the frame gently with a soft, dry cloth.

Do not use harsh cleaning products, solvents, or anything that sounds like it belongs in a shed with David.

Keep away from excessive moisture, direct heat, and prolonged sunlight.

Clean the Acrylite front protector carefully to avoid scratches.

Do not test the structural integrity of the frame by hitting it, dropping it, or involving a vehicle.

Do not use the frame as a splint. The LHS has reviewed this possibility and strongly advises against it.

If the certificate falls from the wall and injures someone, this does not automatically count as Tuesday.

If it falls on a Tuesday, however, paperwork may be required.

LHS Care Advice:
Keep clean, keep dry, hang securely, and try not to create a new branch of Tuesday lore while dusting it.

Qualified in Tradition. Unqualified in Orthopaedics.

The official wall-mounted qualification of the Livonia Historical Society, created for anyone who believes Break Your Friend’s Leg Tuesday deserves the same level of administrative recognition as an actual academic achievement.

Founded by Dug & Rooter, Tuesday began as a simple act of friendship, poor judgement and unexpected leg failure before developing into a fully documented cultural institution involving rules, splints, disputed interpretations and far more paperwork than anyone originally intended.

This framed certificate officially recognises the bearer as a Certified Practitioner of Tuesday, C.P.T., a title carrying absolutely no recognised medical, academic or professional authority, but considerable importance among people who understand that Tuesday is more than simply a day of the week.

Presented in a matte black frame, it is ideal for gaming rooms, offices, sheds, hallways, workshops or anywhere else that could benefit from a completely unnecessary qualification hanging proudly on the wall.

Product Details

Printed on thick matte paper and presented in a lightweight matte black frame made from wood from renewable forests. An Acrylite front protector keeps your official Tuesday qualification safe from dust, fingerprints and any nearby cultural incidents.

Features

Ayous wood frame from renewable forests
Frame thickness: 0.75″ (1.9 cm)
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Lightweight construction
Acrylite front protector
Hanging hardware included
Blank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US
Blank product components in the EU sourced from Japan and Latvia

Disclaimers

Ownership of this certificate does not provide immunity from Tuesday.
The title Certified Practitioner of Tuesday does not constitute medical, academic or professional accreditation.
Attempting to steal another person’s Tuesday remains culturally inadvisable.
Splints are not included.

Hanging Instructions

For 24″ × 36″ horizontal frames, place each mounting hook approximately 1 inch (2.5 cm) from the frame corners when hanging horizontally.

The Livonia Historical Society recommends measuring carefully. We already have enough unnecessary injuries to document.

Made to Order

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Lore Classification

Filed under: Livonia Historical Society certification, Tuesday administration, culturally significant leg damage, and qualifications nobody should put on a CV.