Slightly Scuffed Tee
Slightly Scuffed Tee
Size Chart
Please check the size guide before ordering.
Bob’s Lore accepts no responsibility for shirts that fit like a tent, cling like a bad decision, or restrict movement during Tuesday-related leg incidents.
Measure yourself, compare carefully, and remember: confidence is not a size.
If in doubt, size up. You can always look relaxed. You cannot always breathe.
See Sizing Guidance
Features & Materials
Product Care
Return & Refund policy
Our goal is for every Bellend to be properly satisfied with their loot.
If your order arrives and something feels wrong, cursed, Tuesday’d, directionally optimistic, or clearly inspected by Bob in a field, let us know.
We’ll do our best to put it right, apply the necessary cultural maintenance, and avoid creating arrears with the Bank of Bellends.
Shipping
We’ll work quickly to get your loot packed, logged, and sent before Bob wanders off into a field with it.
Once your order has shipped, you’ll receive an email with further details, assuming the message survives Tuesday, navigation errors, and any unexpected shed-based delays.
Delivery times vary depending on your location, local conditions, and whether the route passes anywhere near Nadbor.
Almost Working. Mostly Fine. Definitely Lore.
Some T-shirts are polished.
Some T-shirts are professional.
This one is only slightly scuffed, which in Bob’s Lore terms means it is already doing better than most plans.
The Slightly Scuffed Tee is built around the sacred stream condition known as Scuffed, the moment when something goes wrong just enough for chat to notice, but not quite enough for anyone to pretend they are surprised.
It might be the stream.
It might be the audio.
It might be the route.
It might be Bob confidently explaining a plan that immediately begins collapsing in real time.
Either way, the emoji appears.
The diagnosis is confirmed.
The situation is now officially scuffed.
This tee is not for catastrophic failure.
That would require paperwork.
This is for the smaller, quieter form of chaos.
The kind where the stream still works, but only emotionally.
The kind where the plan still exists, but mainly as a memory.
The kind where everyone keeps going because stopping would involve admitting there was supposed to be structure in the first place.
Available in two officially unreliable colours.
Stream Went Black is for those moments when everything was visible until it suddenly was not.
Technical Difficulty Grey is for those situations where nobody knows what broke, but everyone agrees it looks like Bob’s fault.
Not broken. Just slightly scuffed.
Product Details
The Slightly Scuffed Tee is a 100% cotton unisex classic tee designed to give you a more structured look while still honouring the proud tradition of things not going entirely to plan.
It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and works well with layered streetwear outfits, casual stream-watching attire, and emergency moments beginning with “this should be fine.”
Comfortable, classic, and suitable for anyone who understands that a fully working stream would be suspicious.
Available in Stream Went Black and Technical Difficulty Grey.
Disclaimers
Wearing this shirt does not prevent stream issues.
Wearing this shirt does not repair OBS, fix audio, restore missing footage, stop buffering, improve navigation, or make Bob’s plan more realistic.
Wearing this shirt does not guarantee that the next route, vehicle, negotiation, zombie encounter, shed visit, field crossing, or technical setting will behave properly.
The phrase Slightly Scuffed is not a support ticket, software patch, route marker, microphone setting, vehicle repair kit, or legal defence.
This product does not include spare cables, working audio channels, stream stability, successful plans, calm chat, David supervision, Tuesday protection, pig immunity, or a qualified technician.
The manufacturer accepts no responsibility for live chaos, failed plans, unexpected lore creation, chat spamming the emoji, or anyone saying “this should be fine” immediately before it is not fine.
Due to fabric properties, lighter colour variants may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.
Do not use this shirt to clean your monitor, cover your microphone, patch the stream, flag down technical support, or wipe away the evidence of a bad decision.
Do not blame the shirt if the scuff becomes historic.
Made to Order
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, because unlike the stream, we try to keep production vaguely under control.
That means it may take a little longer to arrive, but this helps avoid unwanted stock, unnecessary waste, and the kind of overproduction normally caused by chat encouraging a bad idea.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.
Even if it was only slightly scuffed.
Lore Classification
- 🩹 Slightly Scuffed Apparel
- 🎥 Live Stream Damage Wear
- 📡 Technical Difficulty Uniform
- 🧭 Directionally Optimistic Casualwear
- 🔔 Bellend Emoji Lore
- 📘 Context Provided, Stream Not Fixed
Slightly Scuffed Tee
Because something went wrong.
But only slightly.