Early Bird Back Print Women’s Softstyle Tee

£24.99 GBP

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Color Black RS Sport Grey White

Size S M L XL 2XL

Please check the size guide before ordering.

Bob’s Lore accepts no responsibility for shirts that fit like a tent, cling like a bad decision, or restrict movement during Tuesday-related leg incidents.

Measure yourself, compare carefully, and remember: confidence is not a size.

If in doubt, size up. You can always look relaxed. You cannot always breathe.

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Features

- Features the familiar Early Bird Gets The Worm Emoji back design, with a cute bird holding a worm in its beak. The bird has completed its assignment. Bob's progress remains uncertain.
- Inspired by Worm Emoji lore, Friday freshie panic, chat chanting and the entirely unreasonable survival tradition known as Worm Rave Roulette.
- Women's semi-fitted cut that follows the body's natural lines without feeling tight, offering comfortable everyday wear without requiring a formal worm acquisition assessment.
- Soft, lightweight fabric ideal for casual outfits, gaming sessions, early mornings and watching Bob search for a knife while the bird enjoys its success.
- High-stitch-density fabric provides a smooth printing surface, helping the Early Bird back design remain clear and well defined.
- Side-seamed construction helps maintain a flattering, structured silhouette, unlike Bob's increasingly unstructured approach to finding suitable equipment.
- Narrow-width rib collar for a neat appearance, even when Friday freshie panic begins.
- Taped neck and shoulders for additional comfort and durability, providing considerably more structural reliability than Bob's average worm acquisition strategy.
- Tear-away label for extra comfort, allowing unnecessary information to be removed without submitting a formal LHS Worm Acquisition Report.
- Easy to wear on its own or layer beneath a jacket, particularly useful when attempting to avoid explaining Worm Rave Roulette to people who have never watched Bob.
- Perfect for Bellends, DayZ enthusiasts, Worm Emoji supporters, Friday stream regulars, early risers and anyone who appreciates adorable artwork with deeply questionable cultural origins.

Materials

- 100% ring-spun cotton for standard solid colours, providing soft, breathable everyday comfort.
- Ring Spun Sport Grey, if offered: 90% ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, because even worm-related merchandise deserves accurate fabric documentation.
- Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), offering lightweight comfort without requiring an emergency worm-related risk assessment.
- Semi-fitted construction, following the body's natural shape without feeling restrictive.
- Side-seamed construction for a comfortable, structured silhouette.
- Narrow-width rib collar for a neat everyday appearance.
- Taped neck and shoulders for additional comfort and durability.
- High-stitch-density fabric for a smooth printing surface, helping the Early Bird artwork remain clear and recognisable.
- Tear-away label for extra comfort.
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, a real geographical location where the bird has not been confirmed to have collected its worm.

- Wash inside out with similar colours to protect the Early Bird back print. The bird has worked hard for its worm and deserves to remain properly documented.
- Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, following the garment's care label. Excessive agitation may disturb the worm acquisition record.
- Use a mild detergent. The bird is adorable and does not require aggressive chemical intervention.
- Do not bleach. The worm has already been through enough.
- Hang dry where possible to preserve the T-shirt's shape and artwork, or tumble dry on low heat if permitted by the sewn-in care label.
- Do not iron directly over the printed bird or worm. Applying heat to the evidence will not improve Bob's knife-finding abilities.
- If ironing is necessary, turn the T-shirt inside out and use a low temperature suitable for the cotton fabric, avoiding direct contact with the print.
- Do not dry clean unless permitted by the garment's care label. The LHS has no recognised Formal Worm Garment Department.
- Avoid washing with exposed zips, sharp objects or abrasive items that could damage the back artwork.
- Do not wash with knives, fishing hooks, shovels or worm-digging equipment. These should be removed before beginning the laundry process.
- If the printed bird begins to fade, review your washing habits before accusing it of abandoning its worm.
- Do not attempt to restore faded artwork by chanting Worm Emoji at the washing machine. No reliable evidence supports this repair procedure.
- Do not attempt to feed the printed worm to another bird. The artwork is decorative and the original bird has already claimed its prize.
- Do not use the T-shirt to dig for bait, wipe down fishing equipment or clean up the aftermath of an unsuccessful freshie start.
- If the garment shrinks, consult its care label before blaming Friday, chat or Daniel Ball Crusher.
- Remember, proper garment care preserves the artwork. Proper freshie preparation might help Bob find a knife before the timer becomes a problem.
- The Livonia Historical Society accepts no responsibility for faded prints, damaged garments, missing knives, failed worm discoveries, excessive chanting or anyone discovering that cartoon birds are apparently better at basic survival than Bob.
- Final maintenance classification: Bird secured. Worm accounted for. Knife still pending.

Our goal is for every Bellend to be properly satisfied with their loot.

If your order arrives and something feels wrong, cursed, Tuesday’d, directionally optimistic, or clearly inspected by Bob in a field, let us know.

We’ll do our best to put it right, apply the necessary cultural maintenance, and avoid creating arrears with the Bank of Bellends.

Full Policy

We’ll work quickly to get your loot packed, logged, and sent before Bob wanders off into a field with it.

Once your order has shipped, you’ll receive an email with further details, assuming the message survives Tuesday, navigation errors, and any unexpected shed-based delays.

Delivery times vary depending on your location, local conditions, and whether the route passes anywhere near Nadbor.

Full Policy

Cute Bird. Back Print. Worm Successfully Secured. Bob Still Looking for a Knife.

Some birds sing in the morning.

Some birds build nests.

Some birds spend their days looking for food.

And one particularly smug little bird has somehow managed to become a symbol of Bob's ongoing struggle with basic DayZ survival.

Welcome to the Early Bird Back Print Women's Softstyle Tee.

A T-shirt featuring a cute little bird carrying a worm in its beak.

Simple.

Adorable.

Apparently innocent.

Until you understand the lore.

Because this is not just a bird.

And that is not just a worm.

That is a fully completed objective.

A successful acquisition.

A demonstration of decisive action.

And a deeply embarrassing comparison to whatever Bob is currently doing on a Friday.

THE EARLY BIRD HAS WON.

Let's establish the facts.

The bird woke up.

Found a worm.

Picked it up.

And continued with its day.

No complications.

No missing equipment.

No extended discussion with chat.

No sudden detour into a shed.

No need to explain why the original plan has become completely irrelevant.

Just bird. Worm. Success.

Meanwhile, Bob has spawned on the coast.

He needs food.

He needs supplies.

He may need a knife.

He may need to find somewhere suitable to dig.

And somewhere in the background, the unmistakable cultural machinery of Worm Rave Roulette is beginning to activate.

The bird has already secured breakfast.

Bob has acquired a problem.

THE FRIDAY FRESHIE INCIDENT.

Friday is supposed to be a relaxing day.

The working week is coming to an end.

People are preparing for the weekend.

Somebody has probably made a drink.

And Bob's chat is preparing to turn a perfectly ordinary DayZ freshie start into an unnecessarily complicated worm-related emergency.

This is the cultural phenomenon known as Worm Rave Roulette.

An event involving the Worm Emoji, chat participation, chanting, a timer, and the growing possibility that Bob may be required to accomplish something for which he is completely unprepared.

Because finding a worm in DayZ generally requires more than simply wanting one.

You may need appropriate equipment.

You may need a suitable location.

And you may need to identify a way to actually dig.

Unfortunately, these requirements do not always align with Bob's available resources.

Especially when the timer becomes important.

THE KNIFE SITUATION.

Of all the complications associated with Worm Rave Roulette, the missing knife remains particularly significant.

Because a knife is useful.

Very useful.

Especially when trying to accomplish tasks that require a sharp object.

Bob understands this.

Chat understands this.

The Livonia Historical Society understands this.

And yet, somehow, the knife remains missing.

Bob checks a building.

No knife.

He checks another.

Still no knife.

He investigates a shed.

Something else is found.

Not a knife.

Chat begins offering suggestions.

Bob continues searching.

The timer continues doing whatever unpleasant thing timers are supposed to do.

And somewhere, completely untroubled by these developments, the little bird is already flying away with its worm.

THE BIRD DID NOT REQUIRE A KNIFE.

The Livonia Historical Society considers this an important operational advantage.

THE LHS PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

In an attempt to establish why the bird appears to be outperforming Bob, the Society has conducted an informal comparison.

Objective: Acquire worm.

Bird:

Worm acquired.

Bob:

Knife pending.

Time management.

Bird:

Completed task before breakfast.

Bob:

Currently involved in an increasingly urgent discussion about where to find a suitable blade.

Resource management.

Bird:

Arrived with everything necessary.

Bob:

May have a bandage, a glow stick, a piece of fruit, and an entirely unreasonable level of confidence.

Team communication.

Bird:

No assistance required.

Bob:

Receiving extensive commentary from an entire gaggle of Bellends.

Final outcome.

Bird:

Successful.

Bob:

Still technically participating.

The Society has reviewed these findings.

It considers the bird's performance exemplary.

Bob's assessment has been postponed pending the discovery of a knife.

THE WORM EMOJI PROBLEM.

Of course, the worm itself is not entirely innocent.

It may appear to be an ordinary little creature.

But within Bob's community, the Worm Emoji has developed an extraordinary cultural significance.

What began as a simple emoji has become connected to Friday freshie panic, chanting, Worm Rave Roulette and the remarkable ability of chat to turn a minor survival objective into a full-scale entertainment event.

One moment, Bob is simply trying to survive.

The next, the Worm Emoji appears.

Then somebody starts chanting.

Other Bellends join in.

The timer becomes important.

And suddenly a perfectly ordinary freshie run has acquired an entirely new set of priorities.

Food can wait.

Navigation can wait.

The original plan can wait.

THE WORM MUST BE ADDRESSED.

Unfortunately, the worm has not agreed to cooperate.

And Bob has still not found a knife.

THE CUTENESS DECEPTION.

This is where the artwork becomes particularly entertaining.

Because the bird looks adorable.

Friendly.

Wholesome.

The sort of cheerful little creature you might expect to see on a perfectly innocent T-shirt.

It does not look like a symbol of impending survival panic.

It does not look like an unofficial critique of Bob's resource management.

And it certainly does not look like a creature that has achieved more in five minutes than Bob has managed during an entire worm-related emergency.

But appearances can be deceiving.

The little bird has already completed its task.

The worm has been secured.

And the only person still struggling with the objective is the one being watched by an entire community.

THE BIRD IS NOT SMUG.

At least not officially.

The Livonia Historical Society has been unable to obtain a statement from the bird.

It is believed to be busy enjoying its worm.

THE BACK PRINT.

Fortunately, the Early Bird Back Print Women's Softstyle Tee allows you to celebrate this remarkable cultural incident without personally participating in Worm Rave Roulette.

The back design features the phrase Early Bird Gets The Worm Emoji, accompanied by the familiar cute little bird with a worm held proudly in its beak.

From a distance, it looks like a cheerful illustration.

Up close, it becomes a statement about preparation, survival, community chaos and the extraordinary consequences of allowing chat to influence your Friday activities.

The bird is adorable.

The worm is accounted for.

The cultural significance is completely unreasonable.

Exactly as intended.

The women's semi-fitted shape follows the body's natural lines without feeling tight, making it comfortable for everyday wear.

Its soft, lightweight feel makes it ideal for casual outfits, gaming sessions, morning coffee, pub trips and watching Bob attempt to locate a knife while the timer becomes increasingly unhelpful.

Wear it on its own or layer it beneath a jacket.

Although the LHS recommends occasionally removing the jacket so the bird's impressive achievement can be properly appreciated.

THE FINAL VERDICT.

The Early Bird Back Print Women's Softstyle Tee is perfect for Bellends, early risers, DayZ enthusiasts, Worm Emoji supporters, Friday freshie spectators, and anyone who appreciates cute artwork attached to completely unreasonable lore.

It's comfortable.

It's lightweight.

It's adorable.

And it celebrates a small bird that has somehow demonstrated more successful resource acquisition than Bob.

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM EMOJI.

Somebody got breakfast.

Somebody got content.

Somebody got a timer.

And somebody still hasn't found a knife.

Guess which one was Bob.

Product Details

The Early Bird Back Print Women's Softstyle Tee features the established Early Bird Gets The Worm Emoji back design, accompanied by a cute bird carrying a worm in its beak.

The artwork celebrates Worm Emoji lore, Friday freshie panic, chat chanting and the wonderfully chaotic survival tradition known as Worm Rave Roulette.

The women's semi-fitted cut follows the body's natural lines without feeling restrictive, offering a comfortable, flattering shape for everyday wear.

Its soft, lightweight feel makes it ideal for casual outfits, gaming sessions, morning coffee, pub trips and layering beneath a jacket.

Perfect for Bellends, DayZ enthusiasts, Worm Emoji supporters, stream quote collectors and anyone who understands that a cute little bird can carry a surprisingly large amount of cultural significance.

Bird included in artwork. Actual worm not supplied.

Disclaimers

Wearing this T-shirt does not guarantee worm discovery.

It does not improve knife spawn rates.

It does not increase your chances of finding a sharp stone.

It does not provide digging equipment.

It does not improve your odds during Worm Rave Roulette.

It does not prevent Friday freshie panic.

And it certainly does not guarantee that Bob will find a knife before chat starts chanting.

The phrase Early Bird Gets The Worm Emoji is not nutritional advice, farming guidance, fishing instruction, wildlife management advice or a recognised breakfast strategy.

This product does not include actual birds, worms, knives, shovels, hooks, fishing equipment, coffee, breakfast, freshie immunity, Super Chats, text-to-speech privileges or Daniel Ball Crusher supervision.

The bird depicted in the artwork has already secured its worm.

It is not available for further assistance.

The manufacturer accepts no responsibility for worm chanting, confused strangers, unsuccessful freshie starts, misplaced equipment, excessive optimism, spontaneous worm-related dancing or anyone becoming jealous of a cartoon bird.

The soft fabric does not provide protection against unexpected Tuesdays, infected attacks, poor navigation or sudden participation in Worm Rave Roulette.

Due to fabric properties, the White colour variant, if offered, may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Do not use this T-shirt to dig for worms.

Do not attempt to feed the printed worm to an actual bird.

Do not challenge the illustrated bird to a survival competition.

It has already won.

Made to Order

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order.

Unlike chat, which can produce an astonishing quantity of worm-related nonsense without warning, we manufacture each T-shirt on demand rather than creating unnecessary stock.

This means production and delivery may take a little longer, but it helps reduce overproduction, unwanted waste and warehouses full of clothing commemorating a bird that achieved its objective before anybody else.

Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.

The Livonia Historical Society has reviewed the process.

The T-shirt will be produced.

The bird remains successful.

Bob's knife situation remains unresolved.