Scuffed Tee
Scuffed Tee
Size Chart
Please check the size guide before ordering.
Bob’s Lore accepts no responsibility for shirts that fit like a tent, cling like a bad decision, or restrict movement during Tuesday-related leg incidents.
Measure yourself, compare carefully, and remember: confidence is not a size.
If in doubt, size up. You can always look relaxed. You cannot always breathe.
See Sizing Guidance
Features & Materials
Product Care
Return & Refund policy
Our goal is for every Bellend to be properly satisfied with their loot.
If your order arrives and something feels wrong, cursed, Tuesday’d, directionally optimistic, or clearly inspected by Bob in a field, let us know.
We’ll do our best to put it right, apply the necessary cultural maintenance, and avoid creating arrears with the Bank of Bellends.
Shipping
We’ll work quickly to get your loot packed, logged, and sent before Bob wanders off into a field with it.
Once your order has shipped, you’ll receive an email with further details, assuming the message survives Tuesday, navigation errors, and any unexpected shed-based delays.
Delivery times vary depending on your location, local conditions, and whether the route passes anywhere near Nadbor.
One Large Logo. Front and Centre. Still Not Fixed.
Some T-shirts hide the warning on the back.
This one puts it right where everyone can see it.
The Front Scuffed Tee features one large Scuffed logo on the front, making it ideal for moments when subtlety has already left the stream.
This is not the quiet version.
This is not the “maybe nobody noticed” version.
This is the shirt for when the plan starts badly, the stream starts wobbling, chat starts typing, and the Scuffed emoji appears before Bob has even finished explaining why everything should be fine.
One large logo.
One clear diagnosis.
One wearable admission that things are probably still working, but only technically.
The Front Scuffed Tee is for Bellends who understand that some problems do not need investigating.
They need acknowledging immediately, loudly, and directly across the chest.
It might be the stream.
It might be the audio.
It might be navigation.
It might be Bob walking into a situation with confidence and leaving with lore.
Whatever happened, the shirt has already made the report.
Available in two officially unreliable colours.
Stream Went Black is for when visibility, confidence, and the original plan all disappeared at roughly the same time.
Technical Difficulty Grey is for when nobody knows what broke, but chat has already reached a verdict.
Large logo. Clear warning. Fully scuffed energy.
Product Details
The Front Scuffed Tee features a single large Scuffed logo on the front, giving the design maximum visibility with minimum explanation.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee helps create a more structured look while still honouring the proud tradition of things not going entirely to plan.
It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and works well with layered streetwear outfits, stream days, technical failures, suspicious routes, and any situation beginning with “this should be fine.”
Comfortable, classic, and suitable for anyone who wants the Scuffed diagnosis displayed before anyone has to ask what went wrong.
Available in Stream Went Black and Technical Difficulty Grey.
Disclaimers
Wearing this shirt does not prevent stream issues.
Wearing this shirt does not repair OBS, fix audio, restore missing footage, stop buffering, improve navigation, or make Bob’s plan more realistic.
Wearing this shirt does not guarantee that the next route, vehicle, negotiation, zombie encounter, shed visit, field crossing, or technical setting will behave properly.
The phrase Scuffed is not a support ticket, software patch, route marker, microphone setting, vehicle repair kit, or valid explanation for why the plan failed again.
This product does not include spare cables, working audio channels, stream stability, successful plans, calm chat, David supervision, Tuesday protection, pig immunity, or a qualified technician.
The manufacturer accepts no responsibility for live chaos, failed plans, unexpected lore creation, chat spamming the emoji, or anyone saying “this should be fine” immediately before it is not fine.
Due to fabric properties, lighter colour variants may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.
Do not use this shirt to clean your monitor, cover your microphone, patch the stream, flag down technical support, or wipe away evidence of a bad decision.
Do not blame the shirt if the scuff becomes historic.
Care Instructions
Wash inside out with similar colours, preferably before the scuff becomes fully documented.
Do not bleach. The stream has already suffered enough.
Tumble dry low, or hang dry while pretending the issue is being investigated.
Do not iron directly over the design unless you want to flatten the cultural significance.
Do not dry clean. This is scuffed casualwear, not a formal apology.
Do not use this shirt as an emergency OBS guide.
Do not use this shirt to cover the screen when chat notices the problem first.
Do not cut this shirt into strips unless the plan has become medically scuffed.
Made to Order
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, because unlike the stream, we try to keep production vaguely under control.
That means it may take a little longer to arrive, but this helps avoid unwanted stock, unnecessary waste, and the kind of overproduction usually caused by chat encouraging a bad idea.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.
Even if the decision was visibly scuffed from the front.
Lore Classification
- 🩹 Front Scuffed Apparel
- 🎥 Live Stream Damage Wear
- 📡 Technical Difficulty Uniform
- 🔔 Bellend Emoji Lore
- 📘 Context Provided, Stream Not Fixed
Front Scuffed Tee
Because sometimes the warning needs to be on the front.
Chat already noticed anyway.