Break Your Friend’s Leg Tuesday Mug

£9.99 GBP

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Care Instructions

Dishwasher safe, because Tuesday already creates enough manual labour.
Microwave safe, unlike most explanations involving sudden leg injuries.
Wash regularly to remove coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and any evidence that someone definitely knew it was Tuesday.
Do not use as a splint, even in emergencies, traditions, or suspiciously well-timed accidents.
Do not throw at a trusted companion’s leg to speed up the observance.
Do not attempt to drink from it while crawling unless culturally necessary.
Handle with care, especially near friends, stairs, fields, sheds, and anyone saying “it’s just tradition.”
Store somewhere visible so visitors understand the calendar may not be on their side.

White ceramic mug
Tuesday definition print
Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz sizes
Glossy finish with vivid print
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Perfect for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and explaining why nobody warned anyone
Ideal for Bellends, Broken Leg Brigade sympathisers, and observers of questionable calendar-based traditions

Our goal is for every Bellend to be properly satisfied with their loot.

If your order arrives and something feels wrong, cursed, Tuesday’d, directionally optimistic, or clearly inspected by Bob in a field, let us know.

We’ll do our best to put it right, apply the necessary cultural maintenance, and avoid creating arrears with the Bank of Bellends.

Full Policy

We’ll work quickly to get your loot packed, logged, and sent before Bob wanders off into a field with it.

Once your order has shipped, you’ll receive an email with further details, assuming the message survives Tuesday, navigation errors, and any unexpected shed-based delays.

Delivery times vary depending on your location, local conditions, and whether the route passes anywhere near Nadbor.

Full Policy

White Ceramic Mug. Trusted Companion Warning. Splint Not Included.

Some mugs are for coffee.

Some mugs are for tea.

This one is for quietly acknowledging that Tuesday has entered the room and somebody's leg may already be in administrative danger.

The Tuesday Mug is a white ceramic mug featuring one of the most medically inconvenient definitions in Bob's Lore:

"Tuesday: A sudden and unexpected injury to a trusted companion's leg."

Simple, clean, and deeply suspicious, this mug is perfect for anyone who understands that calm situations should never be trusted, especially if it happens to be Tuesday.

It works just as well for morning coffee as it does for evening tea, post-stream recovery drinks, emergency hot chocolate, or sitting at your desk while trying to explain why the words "it's just tradition" are not legally helpful.

The white ceramic finish keeps the design clear and readable, while the glossy print gives it the correct level of official-looking nonsense.

Available in multiple sizes, depending on the severity of your Tuesday.

Choose 11 oz for a minor observance.

Choose 15 oz for a standard cultural incident.

Choose 20 oz for a full Broken Leg Brigade meeting, delayed consequences, or anyone still pretending advance warning was provided.

It is sturdy, glossy, dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and more reliable than most field-based medical explanations.

If it is Tuesday, it is already too late.

Product Details

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between, this mug is for you.

It is made from ceramic with a glossy finish and a vivid print designed to withstand both the microwave and dishwasher.

Comfortable, practical, and ideal for Bellends who enjoy hot drinks, questionable traditions, and products that raise more questions than they answer.

Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz.

Size Guide

11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ / 9.6 cm high, 3.2″ / 8.2 cm diameter
15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ / 11.9 cm high, 3.3″ / 8.5 cm diameter
20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ / 10.9 cm high, 3.7″ / 9.3 cm diameter

Disclaimers

This mug does not cause Tuesdays.

It simply provides a suitable drinkware option for when Tuesday inevitably explains itself through poor timing and leg-based consequences.

This product does not include splints, painkillers, crutches, medical insurance, apology forms, witness statements, or membership of the Broken Leg Brigade.

The manufacturer accepts no responsibility for sudden crawling, delayed laughter, trusted companion injuries, missing warnings, calendar-based confusion, or anyone insisting that it was just tradition.

Do not use this mug as a splint.

Do not cut this mug up to make a splint.

Do not attempt to invalidate Tuesday by reading the product description in advance.

Advance knowledge may not protect you.

Tuesday has poor record keeping, but excellent follow-up.

Made to Order

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, because unlike Tuesday, we do try to give people some warning.

That means it may take a little longer to arrive, but this helps avoid unwanted stock, unnecessary waste, and the kind of poor logistical decisions normally found in fields, sheds, and emergency medical situations.

Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.

Even if the calendar made you do it.

Lore Classification

📅 Tuesday Observance Drinkware
🦵 Trusted Companion Warning
☕ White Ceramic Mug
🩹 Splint Not Included
🔔 Bellend Approved Cultural Incident

Tuesday Mug

Because some traditions are best served hot.

And without warning.

Understand the Lore

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