🪙 BEFORE YOU CLAIM YOUR INVESTMENT RETURN...

Congratulations.

You have invested 15,000 Bob Coin into the Bob Coin Investors Programme and are now dangerously close to receiving something with actual monetary value.

Before proceeding, the Bank of Bellends requires confirmation that you understand your responsibilities as an Investor.

By continuing, you agree that:

• Bob Coin is not a scam.
• Any suggestion that Bob Coin is a scam constitutes FUD (Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt) and should be challenged immediately.
• You will defend Bob Coin and your investment in chat with unreasonable confidence.
• Receiving actual merchandise proves Bob Coin has purchasing power. The Bank considers further economic debate unnecessary.
• Your 15,000 Bob Coin was not “spent”. It was a capital commitment.
• You will continue to Invest Harder, Not Smarter.

By clicking below, you formally accept your position as a Bob Coin Investor and may proceed to select your complimentary merchandise.

The Bank of Bellends thanks you for your confidence.

Your confidence was mandatory.